jarrett brandenburg

Your average, oppinionated millennial.

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

I hope all my tumblr friends are thriving

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

Jarrett: my anxiety!!

Me: you need to get the fuck over it!!

Jarrett: thank you, I appreciate that.

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

“I think the blue moon that happened the other night was like poorly charged” - Jarrett

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

“Everyday I think I have the world a little more figured out, I’m reminded that I don’t” - Jarrett

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

Accidentally took a 3 hour nap and woke up at midnight. Thoughts and prayers plz.

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

@psychlo_ 100% can relate to this post

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

I wonder how all my webkinz are doing. They are probably college grads with a 9-5 by now…

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

We’re at that point in Texas summer where you step outside in the morning and it’s 85 degrees and you think to yourself “man, it’s a little chilly out here”…

[🐝 @beyzhive]

beyoncé’s caucasian daughter for a reason

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

Why is she still trailing on the coat tails of pop? Bb make the come up happennnnn https://t.co/r8q1gkCbJg

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

“This was a beautiful season for me to choose myself and I’m glad I did” - Erica Mason

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

Got a free upgrade and a row to myself 🥹✈️ #blessed

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

I lit my Ariana prayer candle and everything fell into place.

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

😂😅🥲

[Z Will BoutPape 💲 @Zaucause_24]

Welcome to Houston, TX. Where if you miss an exit yo ass might as well go on vacation 🤣

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

I WANT IT…I GOT IT 💛

[𝕱 @spacesmiler]

miley cyrus wrote a song as a response to this bruno mars' song which liam once dedicated to her, and she's releasing it on his birthday 💀

[jarrett brandenburg @ItsJustJarrett]

These are my actual anxieties

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

“Don’t tell him I said that, what if you guys end up getting married and at the baby shower he ends up looking at me and says “and you didn’t believe in me”” - Jarrett 😂😂

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

I CAN LOVE ME BETTER THAN YOU CAN. FLOWERS JANUARY 13.

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

In the words of Nicki Minaj, “they need rappers like me so they can get on their fucking keyboards and make me the bad guy, Chun-Li!!!”

[Hayley Herms @HayleyHerms]

“The world doesn’t deserve us, we’re like dogs” - Jarrett