Kevin White

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

I love America peace and love. 😍💝😎✌️🌟❤️☮️

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

A tribe of asparagus children who are self conscious about the way their pee smells, ya dig?

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

What happened on Tuesday is a

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

Yo @RMcElhenney you will not believe how masculine this new Phillies pretzel is! @IanTMoody

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

Just heard a coworker use "Drake fan" as a derogatory term and honestly I'm here for it

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Imagine if he just showed up on Monday like this.

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

I have a doctor's appointment for a measurement for a hinged knee brace tomorrow and @toriheikenfeld is not thrilled for some reason

[‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachy_virgo_]

perfect time to post this again !!!

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

@RMcElhenney Frank Buys SEPTA

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

On my way to pay money I don't have for a painful procedure that I don't want because some bunch of insulting wealthy idiots decided "tHE boNEs iN YoUR MOuTh aRE dIFFerEnT tHaN tHe OThErS"

Man fuck the dentist.

[BirdGang🦅 @GordonsWord]

Jeremiah Trotter, Sr. and Jeremiah Trotter, Jr. are the only father and son in the Super Bowl era drafted by the same team.

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

Employee has been too optimistic at work and not completing goals at timelines:

My boss suggested: "Just use your natural pessimism to check his expectations"

A psychological analysis I didn't ask for

[JT Priar @jt_priar]

What in the Sarasota County School Board is this?

[C.J. Gardner-Johnson @CGJXXIII]

Flying home 🦅

[C.J. Gardner-Johnson @CGJXXIII]

I do owe the fans of Philly an apology, regardless this is an amazing place and we had some memories together! Let’s go get us one #FlyEaglesFly

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

@SparrowAdorer 😮 you forgot ‼️

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

🦅 @JasonKelce

[Kevin White @ItsKWhite]

@MusicalMash @magswahl Thank God let it die