𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒

Proof that spending eight hours a day with my dog reading useless info on Wikipedia makes me lame is left as an exercise to the readers.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

you ever meet a girl and it's so obvious that no one in her life has ever told her to shut the fųck up

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

The executives said the boardroom Wi-Fi “feels slow.”

Speed test: 487 Mbps.

Apparently 487 Mbps has bad energy.

So I created a new network:

EXECUTIVE_PRIORITY_5G

Same access points.

Same internet connection.

Same VLAN.

I just gave it a more expensive name.

Connected the CEO.

He opened a website and immediately said:

“Oh wow, this is way faster.”

By lunch, five VPs had asked for access.

I told them executive bandwidth is limited and I can only approve users with a genuine business requirement.

They are now competing for access to Wi-Fi they already had.

Performance is unchanged.

Satisfaction is through the roof.

[Noble Savage @nobl3savag3]

Ive gotten my girlfriend comfortable with retard and faggot. Just got one word left to go.

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@0x686967 Despicable. But, I try not to relays crimes to political affiliations of those who commit them. One can to tit for tat endlessly that way on both sides

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@txsalth2o @goodgriefly You're missing the point. Asking adults to do this will never be a viable option - it's not about the fact you're looking for solutions now, rather that accomodations like this will severely negatively impact her in adulthood

Exposure is going to lead to far better life outcomes

[Lj Priest (Trader Jill) @RealTraderJill]

This isn't just a skit. It's a public service announcement!

He did Dave Chappelle proud.
It's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!!

Caution: Lots of profanity, but it's hilarious!!

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Went to Panda express, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@french_tho37809 @MattWalshBlog siblings is a blessing to them. Otherwise, the best thing she could have possibly done, is takem her own life. I truly believe the best thing that my mother ever did for me besides birthing me is that given the circumstances

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@french_tho37809 @MattWalshBlog I truly believe two facts make this case and situation better. One being that there are no remaining siblings that have to suffer due to the actions of their mother. The other being that she is alive to face the consequences of her actions. The fact that there are no remaining

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@french_tho37809 @MattWalshBlog My mother killed three of my sisters and committed suicide. I still think she'd deserve to rot in prison if she were alive

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: OpenAI is working to prevent its AI from hacking the US power grid

[Parker Thayer @ParkerThayer]

This post looks like the start of a VERY sophisticated and well-funded PR operation to get support for Democrats to regulate AI into oblivion. Let me show you how it works:
1.) This guy, with minimal followers and no previous account activity, goes to the Wall Street Journal which publishes an exclusive with quotes from him on his resignation 18 minutes BEFORE this post goes up. Planning was clearly done in advance.

2.) Within hours, it has tens of thousands of reposts and the account has 100k+ followers. The post is punchy, quotable, it almost seems professionally written. The first three accounts to quote tweet it all do so within 15 minutes of the initial posting. Remember, this account had basically zero engagement beforehand, so an organic reach explanation seems unlikely.

According to Grok those accounts are @_NathanCalvin (General Counsel at Encode AI), @peterwildeford (Head of Policy at the AI Policy Network), and @DKokotajlo (Head of the AI Futures Project), all of which are up-and-coming AI-Doomer policy advocacy nonprofits.

The AI Futures Project website says it is funded “primarily” by the Survival and Flourishing Fund, which says on its own website that it has advised Jaan Tallinn, Skype creator and one of the leading investors in Anthropic, to grant over $2.5 million to the AI Futures Project since 2024.

Encode AI says on its website that it is ALSO funded by the Survival and Flourishing Fund, which in turn says that it told Anthropic investor Jaan Tallinn to grant $516,000 to Encode AI in 2025.

And wouldn’t you know it, the Survival and Flourishing Fund ALSO says it told Jaan Tallinn to grant $2 million to the AI Policy Institute, the 501(c)(3) affiliate of the AI Policy Network, as well.

What are the odds that the first three quote tweets of Coxon’s post would all be major AI-restriction policy advocates funded generously by the same donor, who also happens to be one of the leading investors in, and a board member of, Anthropic, the company Coxon was resigning from? And all within 15 minutes of posting (two within ten)?

3.) Jacob Coxon doesn’t have much of a resume, but we do know that, in 2022, he got a $20,159 scholarship for the “long term future scholarship program” from the Good Ventures Foundation, one of the philanthropic vehicles of Dustin Moskovitz, a notorious AI-doomer who has spent tens if not hundreds of millions on policy advocacy to strictly regulate AI, while also being an Anthropic Investor himself.

It also just so happens that the 14th person to quote Coxon’s post was @MaxNadeau_ (27 minutes after posting) who is the program officer for the Technical AI Safety team at Coefficient Giving, another of Moskovitz’s philanthropic spending vehicles. Max is not a frequent poster, his last posts before quoting Coxon were before Labor Day, but he was remarkably quick off the mark for this one.

4.) Basically every major Democrat politician and candidate has suddenly glommed on to this post, and conveniently, as the people cry out foe answers, Bernie Sanders already has a bill written to “ban super intelligence” and regulate AI into oblivion, and will be releasing later this week. The bill, among many other things, will create “a new cabinet-level federal agency to safeguard the public from the dangers of artificial intelligence” that will be “advised by an Artificial Intelligence Advisory Board comprised of experts on artificial intelligence.” Do you think, perhaps, Anthropic and its many investors who fund AI policy advocacy might have interest in getting to place a pet “expert” on the board of an entity that dictates what AI is and isn’t allowed to do? And isn’t it fortuitous that this whistleblower came forward with his oh-so scary stories so close in proximity to the release of the most radical piece of AI legislation ever introduced?

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

When I was a child my mother killed three of my sisters. It ruined my childhood beyond repair. The last thing we need to give someone who commits such a despicable act is compassion and empathy.

With every bit of my being I hope Lindsay Clancy rots in a cold dark cell for life

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

I will no longer be debating Lindsay Clancy supporters. I will just be posting this video in reply to any of them.

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@0x686967 My father used to do this thing when I was a child (I had recently lost my mother)

He would give me five hugs and give kisses on the forehead and count them as he went.

It genuinely was the best part of my day and reminded me I was loved.

I do it with my dog now.

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@cicadagirlxo @bryan_johnson I haven't gotten more than 4 hours of sleep in a night in probably 19 years. I've spent two years on average vomitting 15 minutes at a time every 60 minutes. Sometimes for hours.

You know what I don't do? Use that as a reason to dismiss someone else's discomfort. Weirdo

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

@bryan_johnson What rookie cofee drinker can't taste the difference between regular and decaf? Probably due to the fact you bastardized it with milk. Should have drank it black

[𝕂𝕒𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕒 @itskahuna]

TIL that if you accidentally freeze a two liter of pop, you should wait to open it upon removing it from the freezer. It will be pressurized and shoot the cap out like a bullet directly into your eye and follow up by spraying you in the eyes with a pressurized blast of frozen pop