Kailey

🤙🏼 Retired Heely Pro and full time Diet Coke enthusiast🔥🔥🔥

[Kailey @ItsKaileyDuf]

@Jackson_Wiberg Well did you buy one?

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Inflation has officially gone too far! The Wendy’s 4 for 4 is no more. It’s now a 5 for 4 😢 The world is beyond repair

[Kailey @ItsKaileyDuf]

Went to get a spray tan today and the lady behind the desk had the perfect attitude of slightly bitchy but honest. She even told me I went to leave through the wrong door in a condescending way. Safe to say I will be returning to that salon. 10/10

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Not me smiling and waving back at the oil change place workers knowing that they just made me spend an extra $50 on things I didn’t need 😌

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Was starting to lose myself but then I just listened to Darude Sandstorm for the first time in a while on a car ride and now I’m ready to conquer this week

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I think my Snapchat my have been compromised. All I ask is please do not release the multiple takes/drafts of my videos. No one needs to see the 4 different variations of me making a joke about la croix.

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Personally I don’t want a turkey at thanksgiving. I would prefer a nice ribeye

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Everyday at work I’m reminded of the time the owner came into my office and said “Im not supposed to say this but you were nominated for employee of the month” and then a week later they announced it and it wasn’t me….. And I still have not won to this day.

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Thinking about the subway I got last week and how I watched the guy cash someone out and handle some money and then go directly to making my sandwich without changing his gloves. I didn’t say anything and ate the sandwich.

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Developing a new tooth tunes brush but instead of a normal 2 minute song clip it’s Free Bird so you have to brush your teeth for 10 minutes every time

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I gotta stop watching tik toks man. It was embarrassing to open my eyes this morning and realize that I was just doing the griddy in my dream…. I was killing it though

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Couldn’t tell if the lady doing my health screening was a nurse, fortune teller, or therapist. But in those 5 minutes I laughed, questioned my life choices, became vulnerable, laughed again and most importantly learned my cholesterol levels are excellent.

[Kailey @ItsKaileyDuf]

I have a health screening at work tomorrow. Apparently they’re going to calculate my BLT or something like that and let me know if I’m healthy. Sounds yummy

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Just had a sitcom moment. I checked my apartment mailbox for the first time in months and the elevator was taking forever so I stood there awkwardly with a handful of mail and said to someone else waiting “yeah clearly I haven’t checked my mail in a while” *cue laugh track*

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Just cleaned my ears with a q tip so good that my eyes started watering 😩

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Got pulled over on my way to work this morning. I only must’ve looked semi attractive cause I didn’t get a fine for my plates being expired but I still got the speeding ticket.

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Dude showed up to an interview at my work today with his car decked out with anime stickers. Needless to say he was hired on the spot

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Just checked my bank account to transfer some money. My entire day is ruined 🙂🙂🙂

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Every once in a while I get the urge to cook a more “complex” meal and every time I’m humbly reminded by the fire alarm going off in my apartment why I don’t.