Kayti

I have 2 true passions: playing with dogs and being a filthy casual.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Normalize soup being a year round food! I’m sick of places not making it in the summer!

[Wubby @PaymoneyWubby]

PUT IN MY APPLICATION, PARTNERING WITH @alluux @TheCW BLUE BARRACUDA FOR LIFE

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Cool thanks for the little bit of extra protein in my sandwich @jimmyjohns 🤮

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

I miss quarantine days where I could just drink all day and stay up until 6am.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Waking up after spending a night of painting to see the walls in daylight is like waking up all excited on Christmas morning.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Taco Bell should bring back those chicken nugget things. Goddamn did they give me the shits but they were so fucking good.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Can someone please explain to me how the fuck Amouranth is allowed to stream full copyright songs while playing Just Dance?

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Damn this whole time I was thinking Zucker was a chocolate covered donut or something but he’s actually not. My life has been changed forever.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

I know I’ll be in the future the day that we are able to smell candles through our phones or computers before we order them online.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Kate McKinnon is my WIFE

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

If anyone wants to know I was in Weezer’s top 3% of listeners and I’m not surprised at all.

[mimis ◡‿◡✿ @miaasilvana]

i b like idc then throw up from anxiety

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓦𝖔𝖑𝖋𝖚𝖑𝘼 🌖 @DoctorWolfula]

Babe, are you okay??? You’ve barely touched your Kid Cuisine Haunted Halloween Fun Nuggets Meal

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

The whole “making fun of people for what alcoholic drink they are drinking/ask for at the bar” needs to stop. It’s so fucking stupid. We are all getting drunk why the goddamn hell does it matter what alcohol we prefer to use to get there. Let people drink and have fun!

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Pretty sure a ghost just peeped at my fuckin camera

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Y’all ever just spend your Saturday night drunk, eating raw cookie dough, and watch Cowboy Bebop?

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

Without downloading new pics, mentally where are you?

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

I am glad this sign exists to remind me of all the names of the Teletubbies.

[Kayti @ItsKayti]

That bottom part of shark gummies is the best part. Why can’t they make a whole gummy out of that bubbly-airy texture?