Keiran Cohen 🗽

Sarcastic Observer Of Daily Furtive Movements. Happily Unemployed Comedian, Lazy Activist, Future Architect. Absurdly Unhealthy Liberaltarian Democrat! 😋👭🏠🍕🍿🌮📜😝

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

@googledevs I just want my old phone back. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A SOFTWARE UPDATE THAT PERMANTELY CHANGES ICONS, TABS, NAVAGAITION & ROUNDS THE SCREEN EDGES OF EVERYTHING. #UnDoIt #WTF #GoogleSucks #AndroidSucks #SamsungSucks #TmobileSucks #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts #PowerTrip

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

@googledevs according to @SamsungMobile & @TMobile there's no way to undo the damage YOU DID with your mandatory software update. Just have to live with it, on a phone I'm still paying for.
#WTF #GoogleSucks #AndroidSucks #SamsungSucks #TmobileSucks #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

@googledevs you ruined my phone with your mandatory software update today. Without my permission permantely changing my phone to look like a cheap fisher price knock off Iphone. Taking away the ability to see all my open tabs at once & rounding the edges of everything. #EpicFail

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

And @SamsungMobile & @TMobile say there's no way to go back so I just have to live with all the changes @GoogleAndroidOS made without my permission permantely to the phone I'm still paying for.
#GoogleSucks #AndroidSucks #SamsungSucks #TmobileSucks #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

So thanks a lot @GoogleAndroidOS for completely and apparently permantely ruining my phone. By changing the icons to fisher price cartoon charaters, taking away the ability to see all my open tabs at once & rounding the fucking edges of everything #WTF #EpicFail #FridayFeeling

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

Hey @GoogleAndroidOS ruined my phone today. They sent what I thought was a software patch but instead it changed ALL the settings on my phone to look like a cheap fisher price version of a knock off Iphone. If I wanted an Iphone I'd buy an Iphone. #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

Bey all that you can Bey! #AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

Holy Shit @GlitterCheese watching rebroadcast of @LateNightSeth for 4th time!
Dont know if "skinnysplaining" exists but its perfect for this

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

Candy Mush #OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

#AuditTheElection @DrJillStein
#Recount ONLY Way To Prove 7% Higher For Internet Connected Voting Machines Was Legit
#EndTheElectoralCollege https://t.co/9Q3JShrlVS

[WIRED @WIRED]

The case for auditing this election (and all elections from here on out): https://t.co/Bd3VV6ltAl

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

@ozxbaby He Stole Beyonce's Wind Machine

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

The Rural America Advantage #TrumpInauguralBands

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

Hostile Comb-Over #TrumpInauguralBands

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#TrumpInauguralBands The Dictatortots

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

Suicidal Tendencies #TrumpInauguralBands

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

#TrumpInauguralBands Bloody Wall of Gore

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

ONLY Because of the Electoral College Marching Band #TrumpInauguralBands

#EndTheElectoralCollege #NotMyPresident

[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner
Talk About How Awesome Adorable @lzhernandez02 Was On @DancingABC #DWTS
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[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner
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[Keiran Cohen 🗽 @ItsKeiran]

#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner
Homer Knows

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