Luger Skywalker

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[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

If you’re reading this, fix your posture

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

The 90s were awesome.

“John, we need a theme song for NBA basketball.”

“Got it. How big?”

“Full orchestra. French horns. Strings. Timpani. The fate of Western civilization hangs in the balance.”

“Say no more.”

[charlie @StyledApe]

Go to the comments on a YouTube video for a song from the 70s or 80s with 1-10m views, some boomer is pouring their heart out in the most beautiful way

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@VLONEPREDATOR I have accepted this as a fact, so it doesn’t bother me anymore. If I’m in a hurry I’ll order ahead. If not, I don’t mind chilling and eating in while it’s hot

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@daddysenpai222u

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@slimkardashian Lmaoooooo

[nia-symoné 🦋 @niasymoneee_]

HE didn’t have $6. What that gotta do with me laughing? I got $6 😭

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@killahBEENbee Dawggggggg 😭😭😭😭

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@thatpukio @m4xochism I thought the internet ran its course with her but here we are hahahahah

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@siddarth4132 @lionesspike It’s a good thing we’re 80-90 years passed having to survive the 30s-40s lol

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@D__Cain @nachoeveryday It’s a drinking game and I PROMISE you it’s not serious

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@FearedBuck “First of all, yall get no pussy. At least my sister out here FUCKING” that’s certainly a take 😭😭

[Kev @klwoodjr]

For one last time

Thank you Lui for making Nats baseball fun again this year, and I promise not one Nats fan will ever forget it

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@Warby_bo_bandY0 @kingbtc Unless it has sentimental value. Like a great grandfathers watch or something like that

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@FanaticsCasino 24

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@JekPorkinsTrthr @JomboyMedia Context clues. The way Pete reacted like “yeah of course I can see” then shakes his head. That was definitely more than can you see the ball because of the sun

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@Jixijenga @solidshepard12 @gracecthdralprk Likewise man. You are not as clever as you think you are. But I won’t tell you to fuck off. Nope. I won’t tell you to fuck off. Not even a little will I tell you to fuck off. Wouldn’t cross my mind to say the words, fuck off!

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@Jixijenga @solidshepard12 @gracecthdralprk Like you’re the only person who has a read on how society works. Just because short form content is king rn, doesn’t mean long form is dead. The rise of one thing doesn’t mean the death of another, it just means the rise of one lol.

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@Jixijenga @solidshepard12 @gracecthdralprk Lol never heard of your work. Just because youve written a couple things doesn’t mean your opinion holds more weight than the next. Youre not Edgar Allan Poe, relax. Books are not dead man I don’t know what to tell you. You act like you’re the only one to notice certain things.

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@samwell_gnarly_ @Aragoon69 But that would mean you would need to know ball. And CLEARLY you don’t

[Luger Skywalker @ItsLex_SG]

@samwell_gnarly_ @Aragoon69 Mentioned in this exact thread but I’m the pea brained one hahahah