Lucy Mac

Comedian, Queen of sarcasm & the face behind several brands. Always on a deadline & here spreading joy 24/7

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Nice one Bob, all those underpayments can pay for the hire cars #fourinabed

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

It amazes me how the nation complains about the cost of living but they’re all at the #EUROS2024 drinking pints & partying like they’ve won the lottery… #costofliving

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He’s ‘at one’ with those hideous gold pants that’s for sure… #fourinabed

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

‘No Georges, this is sick’

Walks out the door with her arse cheeks hanging out her jeans…

Oh the irony 🙄#MAFSUK

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

The lampshade has left the building #MAFSUK

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

@virginmedia I’ve resolved it with customer service, thanks!

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

@virginmedia My internet has gone down & yet you claim there’s no issues in my area. What’s going on please? It’s been down hours. #virgindown #virginmediadown #virginmedia #virginbroadband

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

@virginmedia Why can you not DM customers? I don’t want to broadcast my private information

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

@virginmedia Please DM me

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Anyone else hear these guys when Jose laughs?

‘I need to know… did you have sex with prostitutes?’

‘Yeeeees…. Is gooooood’ #90dayfianceuk

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Well done #Apple 👏🏼

Strategically there is still no 1TB option. I’m only using 278GB & funnily enough the ONLY option available to me is the most expensive as I’m over 200GB.

I’ll wipe my fucking phone, robbing bastards. #CostOfLivingCrisis

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Love how the focus of the news is on holidaymakers. What about the locals losing their homes… Sorry you can’t sit on the beach for a week but Stavros has just watched his home burn to the floor… #Greecewildfires

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

When your sister texts you saying ‘I wish I could tie my tits up like I can my hair’ 🤦🏽‍♀️ #heatwave 🥵☀️

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Can’t wait to see King Charles & Camilla in their Hi Viz vests #BritainsGotTalent #BGT #BGTFinal

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

‘Don’t worry, I’m wearing’ (the same pants I had on yesterday) #BritainsGotTalent #BGT #BGTFinal

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

@jessmiddleton98 @MB14beatbox Sacrilege!

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Are you fucking kidding me? I really don’t wanna see this bloke in his budgie smugglers again. @MB14beatbox should be in the final #BritainsGotTalent

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

Don’t wanna spend much but my mates all have ponies & massive kitchens, so I must compete. My bedroom must be the size of a football stadium because although I want outdoor living, I’ll be living in it. Rest of the time I’ll be in my kitchen making roast dinners🙄 #aplaceinthesun

[Lucy Mac @ItsLucyMac]

@missymoomin @bobbyp57 I’m sure he mentioned it once or twice. I think I missed it when Torode was telling us for the umpteenth time that they ‘only take the best cooks with us’ 🙄

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Gregg Wallace after eating John’s sugar free menu #MasterChefUK