Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪

Baba Justin

[Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 @ItsMagaki]

It is advised parents should talk to their teenage kids. They undergo alot and fear sharing it. Depression is real and if not contained at early stages it can lead to suicide. #WithinTheseWalls

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

✌️

It is a wrap.

LESSON of the day:

The woman you choose will influence your finances, your children, your peace, your reputation, your health, and your future.

Choose carefully.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

A man named Kamau in Kiganjo wiped out his entire family last night before ending his own life quickly and permanently. Whatever pushed him to commit such a barbaric and macabre act is still unknown. But Kamau who was a professional plumber, Phyllis who was a food vendor and their two children suddenly came to the inevitable end of life. June is men’s mental health awareness month. Speak to a man. Mental health is both a massive and an escalating global crisis right now.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

I do not look for Tea. It finds me

John Karino, Driver wa CS defence

Defecato "First Lady"

He has vanished with millions that was in her car

The orders are clear. Shoot on sight

Halafu head of Military Intelligence Burje

Staki kukufa sai

But wacha kupangia civilians!

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Keep working,

You are a WARRIOR,

Your children may never see the storms you fought, but they will live under the shelter you built.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Watu wa UDA think Cleophas Malala ameenda to join them, kumbe amepatana na UDAku for intel. Expect Gachagua to spill more beans soon.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Never use your money to prove a point, because if you lose it all, you'll be on your own.

[Awake!_Kenya @Kamiti_Block12]

Men shouting like fools at the back during The Bag show scenes and broke boys hanging on nganyas like flies on shit — what exactly are you proving, geniuses? As young Kenyans, stop the nonsense and get serious: chase money, own the nganya, and employ the donda plus driver. Those clowns hanging at the back aren’t getting paid a single coin — just risking death for free entertainment. Absolute clowns. And the ones screaming and singing along with the DJ at The Bag? Bro, those ones are a certified special species. Next level delusion.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Siku Kenya tutacheza World Cup, that year the tournament will be all about us. Social media presence yetu ni ngumu kumatch, the memes will be crazy.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Power of social media

Found the car in kiambu wezi wakitoa vitu. DCI said someone reported after seeing the posts online. Thank you so much bro

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

Not Kenyans calling the shilling Kenyattan dollar🤣

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

People respect you more when they don't see you often.

Even parents. Trust me.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I never understood people who quit their job and KEEP coming back to visit

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

Good news!!
No Ebola quarantine setup by the U.S. in Kenya.
So kumbe the U.S. already has 13 specialised Ebola treatment facilities on its own soil, with at least 10 ready to handle suspected or confirmed cases… but somehow Kenya was being considered for a quarantine facility in Laikipia.
Kenyans asked questions. The court stepped in. Protests happened. Now the plan has hit a roadblock.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

2 Reasons why Ruto wants Ebola to spread in Kenya:

-To reduce our population, especially Mt Kenya.

-To declare a Pandemic and Postpone the 2027 General Elections.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

There is nothing unique about Nairobi's challenges. Corruption has crippled Nairobi County - Babu Owino

[🇰🇪 Foi @_Foi_T]

Is rent so expensive at JKIA such that we don't have actual convenient stores with okay prices at the terminals?
It's not okay that one has to buy water or sanitary towels at the price of buying land.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unasomesha mtoto international school Rift valley. Highschool unaingisa yeye brookside akamake connections na sons of ministers. University unaingisa yeye Australia. Then after all that she still Opens an onlyfans account. Woi! Buana these gods will punish you,you cannot escape

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman with tattoos is a mess.

You can ignore, but the consequences are severe.

• Several body counts

• Unresolved trauma

• Abortions

• Chaos

• Loose morals

Values incompatible with traditional family life.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The same UDA who bribed the residents of Mbeere North with sweets are back to Ol Kalou bribing residents with mattresses.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

"You have a small dick,"

This is a common insult from a damaged woman,

How did she conclude that your dick is small?

It is either, she has many body counts,

Or vagina is so wide,

Or, her clitoris died due to her addiction to masturbation.

#MasculinitySaturday