MarcieK :)

Lover. Fighter. Rock Paper Scissors Master. Mom. 💗

[SJ @SJBasketbal8]

i’m sorry but his father is way too emotional to be an assistant coach on his team

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

They're gonna need narcan to bring me back after the Dart to Odell TD pass in week 1 against Dallas on Sunday night.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[bbg (coach bbg) @BigBlueGoonie]

This is more important than ever

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[lainie @youngneandrthal]

literally begging for someone to minnesota my wisconsin

[Prep Hoops Circuit 🏀 @PHCircuit]

Hear from #phbatl Top Performer, Braylon Backaus, after a hard fought MN Heat W‼️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why do babies insist you stand when you hold them? wtf is the deal??

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Sit back, take an edible, and think about how "Obama needs $1 billion for a ballroom" would get covered in 2011.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I once read somewhere that after an especially exhausting life,some souls choose to reincarnate as a tree spending a century just resting. I haven't looked at trees the same since then

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Stephen Whyno @SWhyno]

Giants kicker Younghoe Koo missing the ball on his field goal attempt made @marktoothaker laugh so hard it triggered a seizure that may have saved his life. The incredible story ahead of @spendthriftfarm's Further Ado running in the Kentucky Derby: https://t.co/7SQouNefVw

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

When George W. Bush stole the 2000 election with help from his brother and the Supreme Court.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

So businesses raised their prices to offset the tariffs, we the consumers paid those higher prices, and now those same businesses can get reimbursed from the government for tariffs we already covered for them by paying higher prices?? And *they* get a refund and we don’t??

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

You
Do
Not
Hate
Congress
Enough

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

what you have to understand about lindsey graham is that he is actively trying to go to hell because that's where he thinks all the gay guys are