Maria 🪩

Like charities, dogs, shopping second-hand & spicy ramen. Usually sarcastic, occasionally serious.

she/her

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

Sometimes life is shitty but sometimes your neighbour gets a shiba inu puppy

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@ScotCitylink @hamseogho Its 11.30?

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

Hey @gigsinscotland you haven't properly linked your turnstile presale link 🔪

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@solitaire_wave @gigsinscotland They ALWAYS do this omg

[Sandyford Sexual Health Service @SandyfordNHSGGC]

🦋 We're moving to Bluesky! Follow us there: https://t.co/G0Eux31OoM
📷 You can also find us on Instagram: https://t.co/fbBQ0ZV3JA

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@pizzahutuk we could not book a table but your website said you had plenty tables for walkins. drove all the way to your Inverness restaurant only to be told you are not accepting walkins. 12year old party ruined.

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@angusmaroon It could have said "and hasn't much money to go on the trip to Disney land like they've always dreamed of, should I give them free rent for the rest of their life and also foot the bill"

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

It is Astounding Spiteful Arrogance Day! 🎉

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@dohoodle 1 bed 😭😭😭😭😭

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@angusmaroon What's so good about it

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@liamwithnail This is the cool way to take drugs and everyone who disagrees is a square

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@angusmaroon People have clearly adopted the Can't say anything nice say nothing at all approach eh

[Angus Coutts @angusmaroon]

Always cool to see a tech bro like @ItsMariaHello adopting new technology

(Say what you want about her, she can't see twitter right now with this phone)

[Sandyford Sexual Health Service @SandyfordNHSGGC]

It's #MenstrualHygieneDay2024 🩸
Normalising talking about periods is important if we want to stop the stigma that prevents people from seeking support or asking questions about their menstrual health. The below resources may help you or someone you know become more informed 👇

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

Do you think Gwen still speaks to the Harajuku girls?

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

I'm gonna end up runover cause I've got low self-esteem, aren't I

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels awkward making eye contact with strangers when you're just passing by each other - well does anyone else also get it with moving vehicles?? Cause I'm gonna end up deid

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

Perceiving me trying to cross a road? Embarrassing!!

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@angusmaroon April fools?

[Sandyford Sexual Health Service @SandyfordNHSGGC]

We're keen to hear how you navigate topics such as consent & relationships with your child.

💬 https://t.co/vnn4nWZhyA is an opportunity for you & a group of your parent/carer connections to share your experiences of what’s worked & what would help.

✉️Contact [email protected]

[Maria 🪩 @ItsMariaHello]

@enjoyanalbum Fuck sake. Of course I will buy one of these