Silly Billy

Arizona born and raised. But a Red Sox fanatic. 29.

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Was in an elevator with a 90-ish-year-old lady today. She sees my Red Sox hoodie and goes “Boy, do they suck this year.” Then walks off.

You are absolutely correct, ma’am.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

We live in a world where the third Wild Card team in the AL has a losing record and the Red Sox won’t even sniff a playoff spot. Fire literally everybody. I cannot express to you how much I hate this team.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Watching the Red Sox is one of the most harmful things you can do to yourself.

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Tracy has no clue what’s wrong with Starter Bello.

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

@RedSox @Section10Pod

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

Yall thought I was gonna let yesterday change my mind? I know better

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

Yall thought I was gonna let yesterday change my mind? I know better

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

Officially unwatchable @Section10Pod @RedSox

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

I have been walking around for way too long randomly saying “the tew-tew” like a fucking moron @Section10Pod

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

ESPN baseball games broadcast production is always so trash

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

Unreal take from @MrJerryOC on the greatest dj to ever live

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

10 minutes in and @hen_ease is already at goat levels of trolling 🤌🏽🔥 @PardonMyTake

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

I love watching old highlights of once in a generation players bc the first year of their career you only see half the play since the cameraman can’t keep up with the new level of athlete🤌🏽

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

Day 1,460 of waking up and thinking about the @DoorDash employ that told me they got my debit card info from Chipotle when I asked why I was charged for a dashpass when I don’t even have an account with DD and then we magically lost our connection in the chat

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

I absolutely love when you make eye contact with a dog and it wags its tail for a quick second. Like fuck yeah I’m out here bringing joy

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

Why can I only add protein milk to lattes and espresso but not iced coffee @dunkindonuts

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

The fact that I’m sitting in an airport and I can’t watch my @RedSox play bc I don’t have Apple TV even tho I have MLB. Tv is unbelievably stupid @MLB

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I just wanted to throw this out there about the Jarren Duran middle finger thing. I don’t understand why more people aren’t more upset about what the fan said than they are about him simply throwing a middle finger up. That would upset most people given the circumstances.

[KB @redsoxkatelyn]

“hey can we score some runs?”

the entire red sox roster:

[Silly Billy @ItsMarkMorgan]

You shouldn’t be allowed to use the drive thru if you didn’t order ahead