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[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

POV you come home and wifey's filming one of her "crying at the phone" videos again

[segun🧩 @meetsegun]

Misogyny Hall of fame 😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Periodic reminder:

One day you will be dead and nobody will remember you or your work

Try to have some fun along the way, OK?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

not him eating her up AGAIN LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Phezzy @Phezzyyyyy]

That fat asx niqqa just did ts so fast yea im never fighting a professional

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Government overreach kidnapped an orphan squirrel and executed him …

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

Teoscar Hernández was asked about the Mookie Betts fan incident yesterday:

"Yankee fans are really [passionate] with this team. They go hard, but there's nothing to worry about. I played here for 6 years against the Yankees and I've never seen anything go wrong"

[Spurs Legacy @spurs_four]

Imagine your dad is some random jiujitsu teacher but your half siblings dad is Tom Brady 😭

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

This fan is a hero. A legend. He wants this more than anyone.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Aaron Judge Batting Average 2024 postseason: .140
Lou Gehrig Batting Average in 1939 with ALS: .143

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Knicks fan: “Ant come to New York”

Ant: Y’all n*ggas ain’t gon be mad at me when I have a off game”

[River Ave. Blues @RiverAveBlues]

Aaron Boone bringing injured Nestor Cortes in to face three Hall of Famers

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Yoshinobu Yamamoto tried to sneak a fastball by Juan Soto.

It is October. You do not sneak fastballs by Juan Soto.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Yankees asking Nestor to make his 1st appearance in over a month to face Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman in the bottom of the 10th in Game 1 of the World Series is fucking insane.

[4 Train Savages @FourSavages]

Aaron Boone decided to throw Nestor Cortes who hasn’t thrown a baseball in a month over Tim Hill who had been stellar throughout the entire playoffs

And people ask why fans don’t like him

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

GIANCARLO YOU LEGEND

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

giants vs panthers with a perfomance by machine gun kelly might be the worst lineup in sports history

[𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄 @FrankiesTwoLoud]

the Yankees are going to win this for Ippei … Ohtani should be in jail