wait im confused

hold on seriously

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

handed the gas station guy my banana republic gift card and he told me they dont take those #fyi

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

men with ugly tattoos telling women they have commitment issues. whatever u say babe!

[chad @chasedbywasps]

it's fun how saying cute in spinach is "Linda." that's my mom's friedn

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

me when I have cte

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

I flew into New York expecting what the new mayor promised: free everything.

Free ride? Nope.
Free dinner? Nope.
Free hotel? Definitely not.
What is he, a politician or something?

If you campaign on “money for nothing and chicks for free,” you’d think the busses would at least be comped.

Great song. Terrible policy.

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

@ImTheLonelyStar 😭😭😭

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

unfortunately I have to use this on someone now

[MonitorX @MonitorX99800]

🇺🇸⚡- "You’re the least qualified FBI Director in history."

Patel: "That’s false."

"I didn’t ask you a question."

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

@ImTheLonelyStar impunity for corporations

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

now imagine reflecting on your newfound acceptance of said artwork and ask yourself why women’s choices, even if covertly sexual, must serve an artistic purpose to be acceptable 🤔

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

imagine starting a strange conservative discourse falsely in the name of feminism over a piece of album artwork just to listen to the album and realize that it served an artistic purpose 🤔

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

@nikkithecowboy asf omg

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

@ImTheLonelyStar are they visually impaired

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

im in the club googling the word ubiquitous

[wait im confused @ItsMeAlyssaT]

what kind of omen is it if your cakes nipple cover sort of just falls out of your shirt in a very matter of fact sort of way

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Now that Shes back in the atmosphere

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not going to publicly confirm / deny whether i watch the show about the teens at the beach but i will say that i think conrad should kill jeremiah with a hammer