Ash❌

✨Be Kind✨or I’ll smash your knee caps 💀 ——🏒❤😈⛑️

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Stupid this I heard him say while playing video games
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🧵A thread 🪡

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

I was at Walmart walking past the coffee and I saw the Starbucks tins of the instant powdered coffee. The tins are super cute and they had pumpkin. I did not get it but I really wish I did. But it was $10 and all instant coffee has weird instant taste

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

I watched The Odyssey this morning and I have some discrepancies but no one to discuss them with other than my brother and we discussed them during the end credits (no post credit scene btw) so now… I sit and talk to myself about them.

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Started your first (?) fight after a leg injury and you’re going to have 2 solid jumps? STUPID

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Paddy’s walkout lasted longer than his match 😭

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

No white boooooy

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Just remembered my Tamaki Amajiki tsumtsum style plush and now I’m sad because that was my buddy and it was cute and I’d feel guilty getting a new one. My boy 🥺

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Rage baiting my fiancé by telling him which anime characters can beat Goku (they can’t and that makes it funnier)

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

I need Square Enix to give me an official release date for Dragon Quest 12 so I can takeoff the week following the release.

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Too much milk and too much sugar in my coffee 😭

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Car ac went out again, now I feel stupid for crashing out over losing a brand new stick of deodorant. I now wish that was my only inconvenience.

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

These freaks wanna go to emo night. Yall… I’m wearing camo! I got the clothes to KILL IT but I wasn’t informed! So upset, my time to shine come and gone

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

I love seeing all these European people experiencing American food and then Americans sharing their experiences with European food. The Americans are upset and crying but I reacted the same eating I’m some of the northern American states 😭

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

I love all the recognition weenie dogs are getting these days

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Dont know where this came from, I feel it will make me cry tho

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Not knowing every fact about Greek mythology stresses me out for no reason.

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Idk whoooooo made my coffee today. But I hope they have a good day

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Dang nobodies workin today. Everyone I’ve interacted with so far is off

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Thinking about getting a drip coffee pot because I feel like that’ll be better financially but my red keruig just looks so darn cute. I love her so much 🥺

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Idk what actually happened to Helen after the Trojan war but what ever it was it was too good for her.

[Ash❌ @ItsMeAshley_B]

Screaming songs about Greek mythology while making tacos
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