RMc23

Selling my book (seen above). If you're a fan of laughter, you should buy it. Follow me if you like the nonsense I post.

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@chrissyteigen ESPN presents: 40 for 30: The Longshot Comeback of Papa John.

What if I told you a disgraced pizza magnate, who once made a pizza so awful the homeless would turn it down, ate so much of his own product that he would sweat to death during a TV interview.

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@esjesjesj Plastic face doesn't care. She has to do as her boss tells her: ignore all major issues, only discuss bullshit ones.

Fox News: The nursing home nightlight.

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@AlZeidenfeld Can we send Trump back to school and transition him from being an incompetent, greedy asshole (that's putting it nicely) to a functional human being? That might be the Quadruple Lindy of tasks.

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@atrupar Getting a eulogy from Trump is as comforting as getting marriage advice from OJ.

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@CalltoActivism Lindsay Graham's funeral looked like a proctologist's waiting room, but at least they got the biggest asshole to give the eulogy.

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@MikeBenzCyber Good story, asshole

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@elonmusk Thanks for reminding us what a sack of shit you are

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@NBSaphierMD Okay, now express your concern about your 225lb president. He's not hiding anything.

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@ParanormalJunk2 I'm just hoping he keeps eating burgers and chicken nuggets until his oversized head pops.

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@SatireAP Has to be better than her 90s stuff: Loose Meat Beats

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Fuck off, you should no say in how this works

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@ParanormalJunk2 Happy birthday!

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@WUTangKids Concepts of a Plan

Richie Rich $&$ the Bitches

Butthole and the Polyps

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@NBSaphierMD @PeteHegseth His own mother said he's a piece of shit, but, sure, watching him eat egg salad sandwiches negates all that.

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I love how sad republicans are over Biden pardoning Hunter. Trump is a twice impeached rapist who was convicted of 34 felonies and tried to end democracy. Until you care about that, shut the fuck up.

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@stoolpresidente You support a guy who lied or mislead 30 thousand times during his presidency so what's your fucking point?

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@SarahSpain Air Cuck looks awful

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@AmyLynnStL Buzz's GF

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@OhNoSheTwitnt He does play a doctor on Twitter so maybe we should listen to his expert analysis.

Probably an alum of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

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@elonmusk How are you typing and jerking off Trump at the same time?

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