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Life is full of hilarious moments. You just gotta recognize em. Oh, and chocolate is good. And also I promise not to tweet a picture of a cup of coffee. Ever.

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@BethMooreLPM @AmandaMoJo The season I missed MOST of my kids’ softball games taking care of our other kids was the same summer BOTH their teams won the good sportsmanship trophies.
Coincidence?
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Probably not.
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Definitely. Not.

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It’s time for my once a year tweet. Happy (twinning) birthday to @modernwest.

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@SamRainer @ThomRainer Happy birthday! Things I learned from @ThomRainer:
• Weigh the risks vs. rewards before making a decision
• Don’t put stock in anonymous critics
• Good leaders will fall on their sword for their employees (he did for me more than once)
• Not Everything Should Be Capitalized

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@mattswider @techradar Seven months. Success yesterday morning with Target restock.Thanks!! Teenage son is happy to finally have his Christmas gift. ❤️

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@pbethancourt Writing on the church bulletin, “what’s for lunch” only to have my mom look at it and look back at the preacher after a sideways reprimand glance because I should be paying attention.
Oh! And having the preacher call kids out during the message for not paying attention! #notme

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@tennesseetech: can you give any update on housing portal that was supposed to open today? I coming students are unable to access or log in. No updates available. Please help.

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@Jonathan_Howe @acwhit @kswhitfield Pot... kettle. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Today is brought to you by the numbers 10, 5, and 1.
10 years I’ve been tweeting happy birthday messages to my bday twin, Kevin Costner.
5 years since he has had an actual Twitter handle for me to tag.
1 shared birthday for the two of us.
Happy birthday, @modernwest!!

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@puravidabrac
Purchased a ring for Christmas.
Wrong size.
Missed the deadline to return.
Your customer service was amazing and allowed me to return the ring for the correct size.
Daughter is thrilled.
I’m a very thankful and satisfied customer. ❤️❤️

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@WardrobeDoor I’m not against Suite Life.
But Suite Life On Deck should never have been a thing.
I could list the reasons, but it’s not even worth my time to do that.

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• It’s been 90+ degrees for six straight months.
• FAFSA opened this week.
• And the McRib is back at McDonald’s.

If this isn’t the trifecta for the end of the world, I don’t even know anymore.

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“Without a doubt, the culture is moving swiftly away from the absolute truths—certainly away from a man who once said, ‘I am the way, the truth and the life.' And this is why we were given our name...we’ve been called to shine the light of His Word into the world.” —@BenMandrell

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#DreamsAreStrange
There I was, just shopping for home decor ... with @DollyParton.
And I was thinking, “Do these people realize this is Dolly? I mean, of course they realize. IT’S FREAKIN’ DOLLY!!!”

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@griffingulledge @micahfries @Jonathan_Howe @WardrobeDoor Oh heck yes. But only if it’s not coffee flavored ice cream. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Welcome to Nashville, y’all!!
#nfldraft
#nfldraft2019
#nashville

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@Jonathan_Howe @keck75 Oh! And the biggest, baddest queso fountain this side of the Mississippi!!
#CountOnIt

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@Jonathan_Howe @keck75 I do love me some cake.
I do not, however, have the Sunday menu in front of me.
I remember sliders, spinach dip, and a bunch of awesomeness that I can’t recall. It’ll be epic.

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Sending very fond wishes to my birthday twin on this day, @modernwest.
He’s older, wiser, AND richer than I. But who’s counting? 🎂🎉🎈

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@AppleSupport
My 2015 HS grad used her graduation $$ to buy MacBook Air (+ Apple Care) for college. 3.5 years later it’s not playing/streaming videos. Genius Bar says we need to spend $500 to repair (hardware prob). Apple care = expired. Any other discounts available?