dave

🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 I love my country.

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@ClownWorld I hope that bullet didn't hit anything important.

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@Not_the_Bee I'd be willing to bet he'd trade his motorized wheelchair for your ability to walk.

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@GovPressOffice

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@JCiderwell2 Why is Eric macking on pale Ron Howard.

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@alphafox Who is liable if they croak while pedaling?

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@BuzzPatterson That's awesome! Did you notice how all the traffic stopped for the moose and as soon as it was safley pointed towards the woods, the traffic started moving but the guy still needed to cross back? 🤣

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@CensoredLeak And that's how Jimmy became a drug mule.

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@ItsMrsWilkes It's a good thing none of them knew how to fight, someone could have gotten hurt.

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@Brick_Suit @XCreators Releasing it on IOS first must have something to do with pride month. 🤔😆

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@CensoredTube Man, I was holding my breath on that one. Too many close calls. Sheesh.

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@akafaceUS Add an R and it's accurate.
MoRonwalk. 😆

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@Newsforce "We're getting hit with projectiles!"

"I don't think you have, mate."

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@SpillTheMemes Why do people have security cameras in their bedrooms??

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@GuntherEagleman Motherf*******!

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Yup, that's true. But you never know, that's the thing. I am not passive in any way whatsoever, but every since my sister passed, I can't help but think of what people thought about my driving that day. It's kept me from blocking in crazy drivers. They might be rushing a kid or a dog to the ER. Ya never know.

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@harryjsisson

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@Breaking911 "Don't think you have, mate." What a piece of shit.

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@UglyTexas @alphafox I thought I saw a little bit of a beard. I guess that doesn't mean much though.

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@jarvis_best This one by six at Home Depot feels like this is a personal attack.