Patrick Muriungi

#Dev | Programming Enthusiast 💻 | Forever curious learner 🌟

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

I’m on @buymeacoffee. If you like my work, you can buy me a coffee and share your thoughts 🎉☕ https://t.co/9BFRZL5fMi

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Politics is a game of perception, and Ol Kalou by-Election was a humiliation Loss for UDA & Govt.

When voters see a losing brand, they jump ship.

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

A reminder to South Africans:

Do not dare harm or raise a hand against your fellow African.

remember we're in the same house under the same roof

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Brace yourselves, Kenya.

Affordable piped gas right inside your house is on the way. No more running out of cylinders. 👏

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

The West gave Ruto his toughest test during the GenZ Maandamano.

Instead, they met a man who doesn't flinch — stubborn, straight-talking, & deeply patriotic.

They feared him—then respected him.

the moment he starts performing for

Western approval, That's the real trap.

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Looks like "The West" as a united front is over. Now it’s every country for its own interest. hence Trump is courting China and Macron is in Kenya(courting Africa)

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Funny thing: China works with more African countries than France does—and without all the summit fanfare

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Holidays We should have in #Kenya.

1). National Farmers Day(to celebrate and remember the effort our farmers do to feed us) The date should be well thought out

2) Matatu Drivers & conductors Day(to celebrate the contribution they do the Kenya economy)

which other one?

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Picture this:

You're a driver pale super Metro, Ukifanya Kazi yako vizuri, Picking & Dropping passengers to their destination, then after a few rounds to & from, your Tokaholic conductor walks up to you with a straight face and says, "Nilisahao Kuitisha Pesa"😂

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Be honest —

Why do you skip YouTube ads? And why? 😅

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Kenya's move to acquiring SPYDER Air Defense Systems(from Israel) is a strategic upgrade that highlights It's stability matters to EVERYONE.

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

We’re heading towards a fragmented, quasi-sovereign internet where countries want their own domestically
controlled versions of everything: TikTok, Twitter/X, YouTube, WhatsApp etc.

Data stays home. Algorithms obey local kings.

Ke🇰🇪 Devs are you ready for this?

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Imagine a world where phones make calls without a SIM/network and cars run on water.

Wait... What if the accepted limits of our tech (SIM cards, gasoline) are actually the real scam? 🤔

what else?

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

Elders from three counties? That's a level 5 search party. Someone check the Coast.

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Marsabit, Isiolo and Mandera elders are allegedly looking for Riggy G.

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Stop reinventing the wheel, The next global breakthrough isn't a new idea. It's an existing idea, perfected by you.

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Scary truth:

A huge number of small business owners are just moving money around without knowing if they're actually profitable

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

The Typical #Kenyan Church Sunday:

Arrive at church.

Spend first 30 mins hunting for mandazi & smokie.

Return to the sanctuary.

Service is ending.

Give the change from the mandazi as offering.

Feel spiritually renewed. 🥰

#IkoSawa

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

The Typical #Kenyan Church Sunday:

Arrive at church.

Spend first 30 mins hunting for mandazi & smokie.

Return to the sanctuary.

Service is ending.

Give the change from the mandazi as offering.

Feel spiritually renewed. 🥰

#IkoSawa

[Patrick Muriungi @ItsMuriungi]

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