Cristian Serrano

It treats my stummy

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Optimistic about what? The world is going to shit joe.

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Joe Biden is a menace to society and needs to be stopped now...

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

You're a failure of a president

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

@BillboardChris Bro got attacked by a mutant 😳

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

BREAKING: Bradley Martyn now former police officer involved in police sex scandal. Allegedly he is one of 8 police officers involved..

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

@JAY_NFTs @trippinapes Badges

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Ngl should've taken the chance when I had it 😩

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

My knee turned into a whole BLM supporter. Shits black 🤢

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

@7D7Gs

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Ngl weed be boring asf now gotta try some lic for a change 👀

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Who Eggs cars at 2 in the morning? Homie got a 9mm in both his legs now 😂 oops

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

My nigga, a mcmuffin sounds bussin at 6 in the morning 🍌💦

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Damn still got that blunt from a min ago 🤔

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Last day of being a wetback dishwasher, soon to be reddit stock owner ❄

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Omg cant wait to get some flower soon. I can feel the fiberglass in my lungs from them carts 🙊⛽

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Man ive never felt so violated in my life until today. Them Covid tests are something else. 😥

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

Dont give me broken bitches man... I'd toss them to the side like a unfinished rubix cube.

[Cristian Serrano @ItsMyPenicillin]

I have never been this fucking bored ever since my baptism.