ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖

curbs are my only enemy. ™️

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

If I was a real housewife my tagline would be “Puro 956 cuh”

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

@abigail_deeann @TheCieloBarrios literal

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me & my friends meeting up to talk about how we aren’t the issue

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

BARBIE,
THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, KEN MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.
WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, KEN WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER.
MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

@MikeGonzalez_

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

Me and @MikeGonzalez_ counting down the secs til I get out of work so we can do hood rat shit 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

Best thing I ever did was dye my hair black

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

No like I literally have to give myself a little hype sesh before going back into work after lunch

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

Me and my barista are now on a first name basis omg

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

We're approaching that time of year... 🎃

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

"are you a red flag?"

no babe i'm pink💗

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i need miley cyrus to tell me which britney song was on

[Jayski @whereisjayski]

i ain’t apologizing for shit i do when i’m mad, shoulda left me alone 😂

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

Send espresso shots pls

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

@marisolamoz @invis4yo 🤣🤣🤣

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

@marisolamoz @SerialPisces Brb ima go cry

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

My toxic trait is that I absolutely suck at reversing but insist on doing it

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

@marisolamoz ☺️🫶🏻

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Breaking News:

Pop icon Taylor Swift has joined the search for the missing titanic sub.

[ᴾ ᴬ ᵁ ᴸ ᴵ ᴺ ᴬ ⛈💖 @ItsNotBono]

When he whatsizes ur meal 🥹🫶🏻