Mr. Cheese on Toast

Statistically speaking, most bands don't fail, they break up. (not actually john deacon).

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

Remembering the day I met Bill Hader in a grocery store and my mom said he was flirting with me, I said ew no he’s married and the following week his divorce was announced.

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| brb hitting the road again.

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

I missed bullying Roger :')

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

Sure he just keep telling himself that ♡

[𝓡𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝓣𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 @acerbicdrummer]

ROGER IS EVERYONE’S TYPE. HMP.

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

he'd like to see him try :')

[𝓡𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝓣𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 @acerbicdrummer]

he’s gonna get deaky.

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

how to get yourself murdered in one minute.

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

*ladies and cars

[𝓡𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝓣𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 @acerbicdrummer]

it’s been a while since he’s been on a date . . .

ladies! he’s available!

[ᅠ ᅠ ╱ᅠ ᅠ ℰ . ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓙͟𝔬͟𝔥͟𝔫͟ ﹐ ✩ @VlCTlMOFLOVE]

https://t.co/zPLo9CfiAn

[𝓑𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝓜𝑎𝑦 ｛ fake ｝ @astraIguitarist]

:|| i’m seriously so over the moon with the rerelease of back to the light 🥺💞 i’m so so proud of brian and everything he’s poured his heart and soul into and i love this album so so much. can’t stop having it on repeat and can’t wait till another world drops as well! 💖✨🎸

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| mine is TECHNICALLY called 'john deacon'. like, when i get a letter from the vet, it will legit say 'john deacon'.

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| thank you! i usually prefer effects, to give it a sort of groovy look. ended up making a new one, which i do like a bit~

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| for anyone who doesn't know me, hi! i'm dishy. jokingly called 'john deashy' once. i have a cat who is, not surprising anyone, named deaky!

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| babie 👉🏼👈🏼

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| I don't like it ;-;
Better attempt later on,,

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|| i'm gonna make a live-aid layout soon 💖 groovy deaky rights 💫

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|| think these are enough screencaps??

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

@RhapsodyDrummer @astraIguitarist || I had my second one today and my mum didn't even treat me to KFC >:I

She got me an avocado though-

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

|| once again attempting to return because i fucking miss @astraIguitarist & @RhapsodyDrummer 😩

[𝓡𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝓣𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 @acerbicdrummer]

hasn’t been here in a while and people are talking about blowjobs.

like, he 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠, but—

[Mr. Cheese on Toast @ItsNotDisco]

Oh my god,,

You know.. it's not as fun to make fun of it if you're actually going to not get annoyed at me for it-

[𝐑 . 𝐓𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐎𝐑 @RhapsodyDrummer]

Twice as much as before Deaks!

[𝓑𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝓜𝑎𝑦 ｛ fake ｝ @astraIguitarist]

@ItsNotDisco @RhapsodyDrummer :|| oh i’m definitely bookmarking this! 💖