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[Chelz @Chelzzzg_]

Who are these young people on social media posting reels about trading with no skin in the game 😂😂😂😂😂

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

If you see me and my girl fighting in the parking garage and you mind your business when she slap me, why you getting out the car yelling when I rib check her, you ain’t care when it was me

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

BREAKING: The NBA has activated The Series Extender protocol:

Scott Foster will officiate Game 5 between the Spurs and Knicks LMAOO

Adam Silver just ordered a Game 6 😂🤣

[🐐👨🏾‍🦯 @ItsNotJew]

And I do my pushups in the morning

[Boston George’s Ghost @GhostFreeOr1056]

You lose one point for one kid. You lose two points for two kids but you don’t lose more points the more you have kids tho, it caps at 2. Basically you can’t be a 10 if you got a kid.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

BOOMER: “Nobody wants to work anymore.”

ME: “The warehouse down the road pays $18 an hour.”

BOOMER: “That’s good money.”

ME: “Average rent is $2,200.”

BOOMER: “Get roommates. Work overtime. Stop complaining.”

Funny how every “solution” demands workers lower their standards, kill their free time, and live like broke college students forever.

But nobody ever tells corporations to pay enough to survive.

[Mike @MrFreeze927]

@ahbaaavic The fact that literally 90% of these comments cannot comprehend or listen she literally says she CANNOT TOUCH THIS CASE AND HIS PASSING IT OFF TO ANOTHER JUDGE

[Boston George’s Ghost @GhostFreeOr1056]

It’ll always be haters that’s the way it is. Hater niggas marry hater bitches & have hater kids.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Your calendar was full at 21 and empty at 26 for a reason MIT discovered in 1950.

Researchers studied a housing complex called Westgate and found friendship was predicted by one variable above everything else: physical distance between front doors. Students living near stairwells and mailboxes made the most friends. Shared interests, values, personality? All downstream of foot traffic. They named it the propinquity effect.

Researcher Rebecca Adams later distilled friendship formation into three conditions: proximity, repeated unplanned interactions, and settings where people let their guard down. A college campus delivers all three automatically, dozens of hours a week of engineered collisions. Adult life delivers zero by default.

That's the entire mechanism behind days blending together. Your brain registers novelty from unplanned human contact. Remove the collisions and time loses its texture.

The fix is repetition. One dinner party changes nothing. The same gym class, same coffee shop, same pickup game at the same time every week rebuilds the structure school gave you for free. Friendship grows from accumulated accidental contact, so frequency wins.

College handed you a collision machine. Adults who stay social just rebuilt one.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

So you’re spending my money and entertaining other niggas? You just the baddest bitch in the city ain’t you? Do you remember me promising I’d never put hands on you? Because I didn’t promise that

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Can't believe none of his family members jumped in to take that wrap. The family millionaire should not being going to prison.

[Chadson @Chadson]

European money is confusing because nobody makes any money and yet they can also seemingly afford to spend a month in the US renting cars and staying in hotels.

[Stef. | Creative Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Involving himself in that Drake & Kendrick beef was a mistake, and a bad look for his brand.

All kinds of celebs fly commercial, for all sorts of reasons, but now there’s a magnifying glass on you, bc of rap beef you had no business in.

As an OG, he should’ve moved wiser.

[🐐👨🏾‍🦯 @ItsNotJew]

Finna throw a house party and start streaming 😂

[Boston George’s Ghost @GhostFreeOr1056]

They gone hold you down, then light a bucket on fire with a rat in it. The rat gone eat thru yo body to survive

[jeff-Rey @ZoePappi7]

Remember fellas as long as you got money you the prize never forget

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Colonizers did this until there were only 27 bison left. TWENTY-SEVEN. All bison today are descendants of those 27. I do not want to hear anything more about looting, you cannot compare a walmart to an entire species. Pure evil.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Yall know if Karmelo Anthony was the aggressor they would have been released that video 😳

[Coach Aaron @vettepassby35]

One of my all time favorite quotes “Success has a thousand fathers, failure is an orphan”