Obot

More of an observer.
People, money, relationships, football and everyday moments.
I just write what I notice.

[Obot @ItsObot]

If a mosquito bites a mosquito, which one gets malaria?

Is it patient zero?
Is it mutual transmission?

Do mosquitoes even go to the hospital or they just use native herbs?

Omo, my head 😭

[Obot @ItsObot]

Abeg confirm if na dollar first.

Because if na dollar, I no wan hear 'let’s share am.'

We need to sit down and redraw our entire future.

[Faidat @Faidat0744]

If me and you see 30 million for bush,
Wetin you go use your own 30k do???

[Obot @ItsObot]

I just know somebody supporting Liverpool
is already calculating the goal difference.

Ipswich Town, please don't spoil the mathematics 😂

We need that +5 early.

[Obot @ItsObot]

@ChinaksOfLagos Magical thinking 😂

[Obot @ItsObot]

If a mosquito bites a mosquito, which one gets malaria?

Is it patient zero?
Is it mutual transmission?

Do mosquitoes even go to the hospital or they just use native herbs?

Omo, my head 😭

[Obot @ItsObot]

@BadgerBlackout Omo guy 😅

[Obot @ItsObot]

@therealdotun1 Na overthinking dem dey call am 😄

[Obot @ItsObot]

@Enywealthh_1 Na midnight thinking 😄

[Obot @ItsObot]

@baddest_cash Everywhere good 😄

[Obot @ItsObot]

@Princeutd1P Bro wasn't ready for this 😩

[Obot @ItsObot]

I’ve noticed that some things only make sense much later.

What felt like destruction at the time can look very different with hindsight.

[switflav @switflav]

PAIN
IS
FAVOR
when God allows breaking,
He’s preparing a greater becoming.

FROM ASHES TO GLORY

[Obot @ItsObot]

@switflav Some pain makes sense later.

[Obot @ItsObot]

@Tess_ogar She asked for an answer.

You gave her a customer satisfaction policy.

Lol, wake up bro

[Obot @ItsObot]

They came with a plan.

Mummy had already read the constitution.

[Damsons @daram_ola]

Father and daughter’s coup against the mother failed. 😂

She said, “This marriage is for better or for worse. I’m not going anywhere.” 😭😂🤣❤️

[Obot @ItsObot]

@daram_ola The father and daughter clearly underestimated who actually runs that house..

[Obot @ItsObot]

@ChinaksOfLagos The real skill is knowing when to stop arguing.

Most people only know how to start.

[Obot @ItsObot]

Meanwhile, some couples need:

8 business days
2 voice notes
3 family meeting
A full explanation
Evidence from 2019
Screenshots
One “you always do this”
And a final warning

Just to finish one argument.

[UCHENNACHINAKA @ChinaksOfLagos]

This is how brief couples quarrel should be!!!

[Obot @ItsObot]

@chickyxime The dancing was an accident.

Posting the evidence online was the part she probably didn't plan properly.

[Obot @ItsObot]

@BadgerBlackout Every class had that one teacher.

[Obot @ItsObot]

@therealdotun1 The cat said one slap should settle the matter.

[Obot @ItsObot]

Imagine getting knocked out by somebody who weighs 5kg 😲
No, this cannot be real.

[AbidoShaker @therealdotun1]

Is this real?

[Obot @ItsObot]

@marcus077777 @grok Now 27 doesn't even look like the same chapter.