LEGEND! 😂😭😂
This guy went to troll an anti-ICE protest to prove they’ll clap for anything and had them cheering while he talked about salmon.
“When I look at the uncooked salmon, I would love to eat the uncooked salmon.”
Absolute cinema. 🎬🐟
My son texted me the letter "X" at 11 PM.
That is our agreement.
It means: "Things are getting weird. Get me out. But make it look like you are the bad guy."
I called him immediately. I used my "angry dad" voice.
"I told you to clean the garage before you left! Get home right now or you're grounded for a month!"
He hung up, rolled his eyes at his friends, and said, "My dad is such a psycho. I gotta go."
He got in the car. He was safe. He didn't have to be a "snitch" or "uncool."
He just had to be the kid with the annoying dad.
I will wear that badge every single day if it keeps him safe.