I Can’t Believe I’m Not Butter

🏳️‍🌈 Politics/food/art/commentary/stuff. I prefer posts about what’s going on in your city or country rather than re-Tweets. G’head talk.

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Sunrise today. Sound up.

Where do I live?

Paradise.

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Mom (94) had two recent falls and a 10-day hospitalization. Finally got her to go into assisted living and she’s loving it. She’s gonna be running the joint in another week.

Whew!

Wish we could’ve done this a year ago but she fought us tooth and nail until this latest episode.

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@Mamke32479 @EastEndJoe I’m going to guess Smith Point, NY….? Maybe. Maybe not.

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You just know that Marine has probably already been demoted and reassigned to Alaska.

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@Ambrodesigns Not if eleven Democrats get stuck in traffic every time there’s an uncomfortable vote ahead!

I am SOOO mad that that was their lame excuse for missing the Hegseth vote!!!!!! Are you freaking kidding me??

Grr….

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Pete Hegseth being reprimanded for laughing at Arlington National Cemetery? Priceless?

Excuse me. No.

I’m being told that’s not priceless but rather, quite outrageous.

But what do you expect from a government run by a likely drug addicted, 34-time felon, child molester.

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@1527Ka It was unexpectedly good. But of course I just threw it together willy-nilly, so I’ll never be able to recreate it.

Therefore, don’t worry….

It will never happen again!

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I used to rag on youse kids with your avocado toast but today I made a spicy avocado, raisin, mayo and Macadamia nut spread that would pair really well with toast points. OMG it’s good!

I apologize. I was wrong. I take back everything I said about avocado toast!

Yours,

Boomer

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The Trump administration is just gross.

https://t.co/4V2UI90Twv

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JD Vance told to go fuck a couch as GOP bends over Rhonda Santis.

Excuse me, I’m told it’s Ron DeSantis. My bad. 😁

https://t.co/52KpCnATmq

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@JonBowzerBauman I liked your Twitter Tweet, Jon.

Keep Twitter Tweeting!!!

Hugs to you.

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@CatskillJulie I see your YouTube video and raise you this Washington Post layup of Lindsey Graham from October 28, 2019.

Also, yes, Musk must go!

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@JReinerMD I had Measles—

Not the vaccine, the disease!

It was AWFUL.

Protect your kids and grandkids, people!

This is a problem smart people have solved.

The train is leaving the station. Get on board.

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Happy Diwali to those who begin celebrating tomorrow.

Me? I started celebrating Wednesday morning, but that was a different kind of festival of lights.

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Years ago my sister was elected to a Town office; Chuck Schumer swore her in. However his advance team had given him minor wrong info and he was laughed at and corrected on stage.

I was out back as Chuck exited screaming bloody hell at the young staffer he blamed for the error.

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@KwikWarren Nesting season in Florida (November to April) has begun!!!

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@SusieWiles47 This sounds to me like when a loyal peon gets fired but they receive a soft cushion as mealy-mouthed compensation and they're so brainwashed, they accept it.

Just sayin’. It is what it is….

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@HeyNav135 @TheFungi669 Don’t blame me! I got the memo.

Apparently my neighbors didn’t.

*sigh*

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Susie Wiles has resigned (been fired?). Trump names Stephen Miller new chief of staff.

A LITERAL Nazi is now running the U.S. government because the president only wants to do “ball stuff.”

Sorry, I’m told Trump only wants to do “BALLROOM” stuff.

Well, that’s hardly better!

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LIV golf admitted in court today that they’re bankrupt.

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@chefarchiepie Brussels Sprouts, Parmigiana, bread crumbs, butter and tomatoes with…. with …. with what spices????

Yum.