King SJ

Decathlete | A.I. x Tech | Traveller | Foodie | Lad of Leisure

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

The Assignment vs the Result.

Still in awe at how his vision came to life. 🥹

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Wow

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

A 28 year old paid $18,000 to fake 4 MILLION customers and sold the lie to JPMorgan for $175 MILLION.

> Charlie Javice founded Frank in 2017, a platform that helped college students apply for financial aid.

> By 2019 she was on Forbes 30 Under 30 and being courted by major banks.

> In 2021 JPMorgan offered to acquire Frank for $175 MILLION but wanted proof Frank actually had 4 million customers before signing.

> Javice pushed back, citing privacy concerns over student data.

> Then she paid a data science professor $18,000 to generate a synthetic list of 4.25 MILLION fake student names. Complete with fake emails. Fake birthdates. Fake income levels.

> JPMorgan signed the cheque.

> Javice was made a managing director at the bank, overseeing student products at Chase. She personally walked away with millions in stock and bonuses.

> Months later JPMorgan tried to send marketing emails to Frank's 4 MILLION customers.

> More than 70% bounced.

> Frank actually had fewer than 300,000 real users.

> An engineering director testified that the week before the deal closed, Javice asked him to help fabricate the customer numbers. He refused.

> She told him "We don't want to end up in orange jumpsuits."

> She was convicted on all four counts of fraud and conspiracy in March 2025.

> Sentenced to 85 months in federal prison in September 2025.

> Ordered to repay $287 MILLION. More than the original deal was worth.

> JPMorgan was forced to pay her $115 MILLION legal bill because the acquisition contract required it.

> Jamie Dimon called the whole thing "a huge mistake."

> The judge told the bank they had "a lot to blame themselves" for not checking before signing.

JPMorgan paid $175 MILLION for a company. Then $115 MILLION more for the lawyers. Then $287 MILLION in restitution. The fraud cost more than the company.

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

OMG

[Tre £Dutty @BigTeezo]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

This is dark

[GBMC 🇬🇧 @GreatBritishMC]

A group of girls booked flights to Ibiza with no money because they assumed men would just fund the trip, but they were shocked when no one did 💀

“We couldn’t afford bottled water, so we boiled tap water on the stove in the Airbnb”

[Gabriel @gabriel_horwitz]

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse.

- John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity.

- The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation.

- JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation.

- A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank.

- Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite.

- He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing.

so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild.

feel terrible for her and her family.

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

6 days in my second city and it’s safe to say mentally I’m back where I need to be. If you’re feeling down walk down a plane aisle because it fixes everything. U.K. is BAD vibes

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

This is wild

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I AM HOOOOOOOOWWLING

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

This is a 1-0 tie done for both legs

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

This may be the boost Gyokere’s needed. First BIG goal. Penalty or not that’ll do wonders

[FCB Newmann @Mhoni_Hiyst]

Wolves had Vitinha on the bench while playing Dendoncker in the double pivot for physical presence.
It tells you all you need to know about English club's overreliance on athleticism and “mechanics,” often at the expense of technical quality, control, and progression in midfield.

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

An Arsenal fan

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIÐAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Amen

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

🚨 It is understood that Gabriel Jesus will LEAVE Arsenal this summer. 👋🇧🇷 [@IsaanKhan_]

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

I WILL TAKE HIM PERSONALLY TO THE ALLIANZ ARENA

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Linked with an exit from Arsenal is Kai Havertz, with Bayern Munich interested in the German as a replacement for the departing Nicolas Jackson.

(Source: @charles_watts)

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Whoever said walking down a plane aisle didn’t solve anything lied. It’s been 4 days and the last 6 months have he’ll are out the window

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Low key, this feels like an audition to link up with Berta again. I don’t know how I feel about this

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

🚨 💣🎙️ | Diego Simeone BLASTS Arsenal Media critics ahead of Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal UEFA Champions League match:

“People speak about Arsenal only from the surface. They see results, they see the table, they see highlights. But when you study them deeply, you understand how much tactical work is behind that team.

They call Arsenal defensive, they call me defensive too. But let me say something clearly, a defensive team does not score four goals against Atlético Madrid. They did that because they are organised, brave, and they know exactly what they want to do on the pitch.

They are very compact, very disciplined, and that is why it is so difficult to score against them. Every distance between the lines is controlled. Every movement has intention. This is not luck, this is coaching, work, and commitment.

I do not listen to media criticism or online banter. Today everyone wants to joke, everyone wants to speak. My question is simple, can you beat them on the pitch? If you cannot beat them, then your words mean nothing.

Trophies or no trophies, Arsenal have earned my respect because when you face them, you feel their level immediately.

Tomorrow will be a tactical match, a mental battle, with small details deciding everything. We know it will be very difficult, but we are ready. Whatever energy Arsenal bring, Atlético Madrid will match it.

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Jesus truly wept 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

@hewantswealth I didn’t laugh at you for this advice, i just laughed at you.

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

This one is peak because at times you just wanna callas and pack it in. Better is genuinely coming eventually but have a decent village you can communicate with.

[blue @bluewmist]

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

The same people who are still at home sharing a bunk bed with their siblings are telling you it’s embarrassing to have never moved out in your 30s as a man? This discourse is funny

Bet

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Sims not working abroad. Contact @O2 by live chat. The response:

“Can you call customer service?”

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