Perd Hapley

The thing about me is ... I'm Perd Hapley. Host of 'Ya Heard with Perd' #Perdverts

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The story of this day, is that it is a holiday. The statement that this reporter has, is a message to all you #Perdverts... Merry Christmas

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RT if you want to see me, Perd Hapley, monitor a presidential debate, which is when the two candidates talk about issues, which are problems

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I'm Perd Hapley, and this... is a shirt.

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Be sure to watch 'Ya Herd with Perd' today for a new segment: "Hello Perdverts, it's me, Perd, hosting a brand new segment that starts now!"

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The thing about this tweet is that it has a link to my movie review of ET: I gave it 1.5 stars. Here's why #Perdverts http://t.co/Mmh4kz0hmO

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The statement that this reporter has... Is a question:

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#TBT to when I, Perd Hapley, was younger, meaning that the story of this post is... that I, Perd Hapley, have aged.

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RT if you're a Perdvert, which is what I call the fans of my show: "Ya Heard with Perd," which is the show that I, Perd Hapley, host.

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#WCW is a hashtag which means that on Wednesday, which is today, I am posting a picture of an attractive woman

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Hey Perdverts. The story of this tweet is that I am sending it to all of you via Twitter, which is a social media site that I'm on right now