Upton O. Goode

•^• sattire and bullshit

[mystic 🌹 @mysticm3rmaid]

I love living alone because I can just scream whenever I need to

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

Who cares what kind of car you drive. YOU drive like a BITCH.

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

Imma wrap my grubby fucking fingers around your goddamn neck

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

Would you rather have extra “*non functioning* nipples or fingers?

Now on the flip side.

Would you rather have extra *fully functioning* nipples or fingers?

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

i NEED a fucking GAMEBOY

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

I was anonymously called a whore haha

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

I was anonymously called a whore haha

[🇵🇸💌 @ang3l0nline]

witnessing this level of cunt as a child literally rewired my brain

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

YALL ARE NOT HEARING ME! ANYONE CAN COOK

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

I want a girlfriend

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

A lyricist, a lyricizer, a lyricier?

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

I’m stepping out! Who’s gonna get lucky tonight?

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

SZA just released Saturn 🪐

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

@mysticm3rmaid List 5, you won’t

[whirling, screaming head @slime_golem]

Brainstorming

[lovergirl @bigmamaa143]

Ayyy I’m living every 24 like Kobe did!!
♑️🎉

[Upton O. Goode @ItsPetri]

Awe men are just so cute