Aubrey.

functioning narcoleptic
probably nutrient deficient in something
She/Her
#listenlonger

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

Who is trying to steal the bean with me?

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

I can’t wait to get home from work and pet my dog.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time.

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

Does anyone wanna do karaoke?
https://t.co/QAMi86mQ7h

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

White people don’t know how to make snacks. I need to go to H-Mart.

[trevy @chillextremist]

This prob feels so good

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

Why am I in office when I could be at home doing this work while cuddling with my dog?

[clare @sadderlizards]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

So what if I eat my lunch at 9:40AM.

[a💤ul @passionpeachy]

ghost dog

[clare @sadderlizards]

this is us i love you

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

I can’t believe Arlo is collecting data every time he smells something. He’s a little scientist!

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

Sometimes existing can be such a mind fuck.

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

The thing about making cinnamon apples is one minute you're just throwing a couple apple slices in some cinnamon and sugar, but next thing you know, you’ve eaten 3 apples.

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

I just want to make soup for the people I care about.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

sitting is the opposite of standing

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

I think I’ll have an identity crisis if Frank ocean isn’t my top artist on Spotify this year.

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

Found a pretty big leaf this morning!

[Aubrey. @ItsProbsAubs]

I think this is my final form.