Jack Conway

Full-time web nerd, occasional corporate shill

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@flanaganfilm @k8siegel @MichaelTrucco @redroompix @Shout_Studios @JohnGallagherJr True Tale: Just logged into Twitter to delete it, because why support this gross, rotten app in 2024? Then I saw your post about Hush and thought "Awww! I don't want to miss announcements from Mike Flanagan!... wait, or Jenny Nicholson!.."
So I guess I stay now. For you. Dammit.

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@studiostassi @OGshoots Pretty sure X and Facebook are the only platforms left for super-cringe misogynistic pick-me-bro sweats, so glhf I guess!

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@Stldevil311 @akaval903 @BillZanetti @JennyENicholson When you click this person's account the only surprising thing is that they don't pay 8 dollars a month for a blue checkmark.

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

#zenlessdazzleexpo #zzzsdcc

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@JennyENicholson YES, YOU GET IT! You're #TeamJess
https://t.co/1lYolGQ6op

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@drmistercody the real punchline is when I read a joke about the new owner of Twitter, after every 4th comment I get a "THIS REPLY MIGHT BE SPAM AND HAS BEEN CONCEALED ARE YOU SURE WANT TO SEE IT?!" banner and when I click "Yes" it's just more hilarious dunks on Elon

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@WhatsTrending Sean Evans is going to be so bummed out when he finds out they replaced him!

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

Boris Harizanov's YouTube channel posted a certain song's "EPIC REMAKE" so I had to edit a trailer remix to make it fit
https://t.co/7bxmFnxQ5p

[Morgan Tremaine @MorganTremaine]

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& way more

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[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@msdanifernandez @Charalanahzard OhGod Dani, I genuinely cannot even imagine yours, specifically

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

IMPORTANT THREAD: List songs that, as soon as you hear them, your brain immediately goes to the Weird Al polka version.

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@BritanniJohnson @Forbes Holy biscuits, this is fantastic news! A true legend doing legendary work

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@thisisinsider did you mean _stage_ left?

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

so... yeah.

[esports @esports]

BREAKING: 65 employees have been laid off at Esports Engine 🚨

This comes after the company was acquired by ESL FaceIt in March 2023.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Target Removes All Towels From Stores After Soaking-Wet Lunatic Objects To Dryness https://t.co/BoCRJ4CoVY

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@joestarr187 Absolute blasphemy.

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@SuperTiso @EliyaXue @PGalaxyPurple @JennyENicholson You have 330 followers and paid $8 for a checkmark so I guess you have to be right.
Go home everyone, we lost today.

[Esports Engine @EsportsEng]

It's a privilege and an honor to be included in such a prestigious award with such an incredible partner.

#SportsEmmys

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

not sure what's longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious

[Jack Conway @ItsProducerJack]

@YeonmiParkNK so you chose to be a horrific garbage person just to try to sell an underperforming book?
Yikes. Good luck with all that. It hasn't panned out for the rest of your gross cohorts, historically.