Apparently, living off women is how some men survive in the city. I have a friend who's constantly glued to his phone always texting or on a call. I assumed he was running an online business until one day I asked him what kept him so busy...
I proposed to this girl, and before she could even answer... she fainted. Everyone rushed to help her while I stood there wondering if I'd just scared the love of my life unconscious. She eventually woke up, apologized, and said it was just nerves...