Pee-lon Buttsk

This is hip hop with no Johnny Gill in it

[loni @lonushe1]

so u had a dream that u were albanian

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Kyle Busch died after severe pneumonia progressed into sepsis, his family says
https://t.co/FFcWTorFyJ

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

First major defeat to Ai in job sector.

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

You gotta print that thing out day and throw it in the binder on day 1.

[Brendan Sorsbys’ daily pick ems @lbk_enjoyer]

Fuck you dude

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

I got kids and I tell everybody without them to enjoy their selfishness lol never take it for granted

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Is it selfish to NOT want kids?

[Black College Exp Sports Reporter @BlackCollegeExp]

#Rp @hbcu
Aggie Pride! Two-time NBA champion J.R. Smith is set to graduate from North Carolina A&T State University this spring — and his journey is bigger than basketball. After enrolling at N.C. A&T in 2021, joining the Aggies golf team, and earning praise for his work!

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

Kacey Musgraves you do not have to make a song about it, I will gladly have sex with you. Pls respond.

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

Long story short, hit dogs holler

[Antonio Ayuso. @CondeSala20]

Mi inquilino se fue el mes pasado.

Yo tengo 29 años. Él tiene 54.
Llevaba seis años viviendo en el piso que heredé de mi abuela en el centro de Madrid.

Antes de irse, me pidió café.

—No sé cómo lo hacéis los jóvenes —me dijo, mirando el contrato—. Yo a tu edad ya tenía mi casa pagada y dos hijos. Tú vives de lo que yo te pago.

Se hizo un silencio pesado.

—Paco —le dije—, yo no vivo de lo que tú me pagas. Yo gestiono un activo que mi familia sudó durante 40 años.

Él soltó una carcajada amarga.

—Tú no has sudado nada. Solo has nacido en el código postal correcto. Si yo no te pagara estos 1.200€, tú no tendrías ni para el café que nos estamos tomando. Estás asfixiando a la generación que de verdad trabaja.

Me entró ese calor en la cara. El peso de la culpa social que intentan cargarte por tener algo que otros quieren.

—Paco, si te parece caro, ¿por qué te has quedado seis años? —le pregunté—. El mercado es el que es. Si yo te lo bajo a 600€ por "bondad", mañana tengo a 100 personas en la puerta peleándose por entrar. ¿Eso arregla el problema de España o solo me hace a mí más pobre?

Él se levantó, dejó las llaves sobre la mesa y sentenció:
—Lo que te hace es parte del problema. Sois una generación de rentistas que no sabe producir, solo cobrar.

Se fue sin darme la mano.

El Resultado:

Al día siguiente puse el anuncio. En 4 horas tenía 40 solicitudes. Subí el precio 100€ más por la alta demanda. El nuevo inquilino es un chico de 25 años que trabaja en banca y me dio las gracias por elegirlo a él entre tantos candidatos.

La Reflexión:

En España se ha instalado una narrativa peligrosa: que tener propiedad es un pecado y que el propietario es el culpable de un sistema fallido.

Te llaman "explotador" por pedir el valor de mercado de tu propiedad, pero nadie llama "miserable" al Estado por no construir vivienda pública o por freírte a impuestos sobre ese mismo suelo.

Intentan que sientas vergüenza de tu patrimonio para que cedas ante el chantaje emocional. Pero la realidad es fría: la propiedad privada no es una ONG.

Gestionar lo que es tuyo con cabeza no te hace un villano. Esperar que los demás te subvencionen la vida porque "el sistema está mal", sí te hace una víctima por elección.

Poner límites al sentimiento de culpa es el primer paso para proteger tu futuro.

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

Affectionate as a high school play

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at the #iHeartAwards2026.

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

Fuck the police trying to jam my dog up..

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"[Tiger Woods] did a breathalyzer test, blew triple zeroes. But when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test, he refused. And so, he's been charged with DUI, with property damage, and refusal to submit to a lawful test... No one was injured."

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

I don’t know how to explain it but Swizz Beatz beats sound like the way Jordan Dub Zeros look

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

Rip in peace

[Variety @Variety]

Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion who became an iconic action star and led the hit series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” has died. He was 86.

Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii on Thursday, and his family posted a statement saying he had died Friday morning:

It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.

To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family.

He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives.

While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends.

We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way.

As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time.

Thank you for loving him with us.

https://t.co/VaLgFmG3Ci

[Pee-lon Buttsk @ItsReallyJordan]

The real answer is Joshua Scott Chasez.

[Mark @106th]

I tweet for the girls, gays and theys who knew THEY were actually the hottest ones in their groups.

[仁木洸平🌲｜NIKI Kohei｜@MTR Method Lab®︎ @ninnikinene]

”マイク・タイソンのヒンジ力”

『タイソンプッシュアップ』とも呼ばれる動き。

”股関節ヒンジ”の感覚。
構造から動きを生み出す素晴らしい動き。
全盛期は1日に500回を日課にしていたとも言われる。

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

February 26, 2012: A question is asked, and quickly answered.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨BREAKING: THOMAS MASSIE WARNS US HE IS NOT SUICIDAL

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Norway just did what the rest of the world won’t.

Former PM Thorbjørn Jagland was taken into custody today after losing immunity over Epstein ties.

First real detention linked to this scandal.

Accountability isn’t impossible. It’s just been avoided by our officials here in the USA. 🇺🇸

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The concept of North Korea having a female president before the USA is so funny

[hate5six @hate5six]

they took you away from us 13 years ago today

#wishyouwerehere