Revi

- I’m just deer, anywhere else I’d still be queer
- Just shitposting and venting
- Capricorn, nerd, cat owner
- Why are you still reading this?

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

I went into the bathroom and my cat meowed pitifully until I let her in to watch me piss

I guess if it makes her happy

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

I saw a lizard today!

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cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

Doing better

Still angry but I’m okay, don’t worry about me

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

@merqtiooo You know Kaveh would be demanding chocolate and sweets so Alhaitham goes to the store

But he comes back with ginger tea and a kale salad instead, telling Kaveh that processed food can make cramps worse

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

I am so fucking angry

Rot in hell, I’m serious

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He’s passed tf out

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@tenkai_gamerr If we’re defining a Pokémon’s ability to perform a physical action based on which corresponding moves it can use, I guess Growlithe cannot growl.

Its new name is now Ithe

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

Belle used to not like sitting in my lap

She likes it now which makes me HAPPY BEYOND COMPARISON

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

@zukosmbrs You said jelly filled when Boston cream was right there smh

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

HE LOOKS SO STUPID?? And he’s been holding this pose for maybe the last 10 minutes

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

My ungrateful children didn’t get me a present for Mother’s Day

But they’re cute so I forgive them

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

Oh okay so my cat isn’t dumb/diseased/arthritic, she just refuses to use the litter box correctly unless I give her the bougie expensive litter

I see how it is

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

When I see a Vtuber collab announcement video, am happily watching it because it looks like a cool concept, and then I see one person I hate

That was a big NEVERMIND CLOSE THE VIDEO

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

I finally went a whole day without crying ^.^

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

My cat: MOOOM I want uppies

Me: Put cat in lap, he jumps down from lap after 5 minutes

My cat, 2 seconds later: MOOOOM I WANT UPPIES

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

Yippee another thing to be sadge about ;-; Not much I can do except wait

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

Can’t sleep, my mind is racing

I want to stop feeling sad already

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I’m so fucking stupid for getting myself this deluded

And for throwing everything away over some brain worms

And making such a big deal out of this, I shouldn’t be reacting this badly

[Revi @ItsReviWevi]

I wish things were different, I wish I could have done better, I wish I had just kept my mouth shut

I’m so fucking stupid