Rholm

I do things sometimes

[Rholm @ItsRholm]

my brain really just went "what if we didn't remember anything important but had 3872 random facts instead"

[Rholm @ItsRholm]

is it possible to hibernate through life or do I need to be a bear first

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I don't wanna brag but my procrastination skills are absolutely impeccable

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Owning a cat is a lot like being haunted like you hear scratching at your door in the middle of night and you wake up to things moved around in subtle ways except instead of a malicious ghost it’s just a little guy named Cheezwhiz

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*Sniffs* Fuck it, we bawl…