Sarah Garvey

Dreamweaver. Under/over-achiever. Played Mary in the school Nativity and then they never had one again.

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

I thought that seeing bus drivers wave at each other was the biggest high I could achieve but I've just seen the driver of a Brennan's bread van wave at a man walking down the street who was carrying a loaf of Brennan's bread and the rush was euphoric.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I would pay a million dollars to be in the room when everyone involved in this article finds out

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

"Is cuma liomsa foc faoi aon Gharda', I whisper to myself, after making sure there were no Guards around to hear it.

[fuff @bigfoofheart]

Does anyone want to buy a Lana Del Rey ticket off me #ticketfairy

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

Hi all, I am running the Women's Mini Marathon tomorrow for @ISPCCChildline and due to the fact that I am recovering from a cold, it may well kill me. Please donate: https://t.co/z4A5ZMh4JS

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

Britain's what.

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

Me, barely able to run 5k:

I should run the Marathons de Sable.

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

This seems...unlikely.

[Éirevision Podcast 🇮🇪 @EirevisionPod]

🇮🇪 This is how the Irish public tonight #Eurovision

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

american pope is wrong. someone who speaks english as a first language shouldn’t be pope

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

@brilliantshane I'll always be there for you, Patrick.

[jackie (the filmmaker) @wispsofgold]

the whole tl rn #thepitt

[Jace @JaceSerrano]

Seth Rogen drops many fascinating industry insights in this Variety interview about “The Studio,” but this one about fake progressivism in Hollywood may be my favorite

[Mark O’Donovan @mrmarkodonovan]

When I was young, I thought I’d grow up to be Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, PRINCESS of Genovia.

Turns out I’m this guy.

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

Every Dublin Bus driver handover is just 2 men like:
"What is this, a bus?"
"Yes"
"And you want me to drive it?"
"Yep"
"Wow, I wasn't expecting this, I'll do my best. Would you mind explaining the plot of every episode of Lost before we go?"
"Oh, you're supposed to be on the 13."

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

The HSE has said members of the public who were travelling for 15 minutes or more on the Dublin Connolly-Sligo train in Carriage D, which left Dublin at 5.05pm on 28 Friday March last, may have been exposed to measles https://t.co/JIDPin0UO2

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The yoga studio I go to announced that they were opening a sister studio exclusively for women which I find pretty offensive considering I’m the only man I’ve ever seen there

[emma @do_not_test_me]

listen to me. i do not want the help of AI in anything i do. my mind is beautiful and clear. a glistening lake. if i receive another notification on my computer from a service or software asking if i want AI assistance im going to end up on the news. DO NOT POISON MY LAKE

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Bumped into an old boy from the pub there, he was moaning about the prices going up and said “he’s charging disco prices on a Wednesday afternoon”. Disco prices, just a stunning bit of phrasing.. that’ll I’ll now be using for the foreseeable

[Sarah Garvey @ItsSarahGarvey]

@peterjmcgann Saibh is the best! And you're alright.