Aaron Schroeder

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

Let the season of wagering irresponsibly commence

[ESPN @espn]

BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK 🏆🏆🏆

No. 1 Oklahoma wins its third straight Women's College World Series! #WCWS

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

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[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@jweezy4sheezy Oof 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Year 23. #LFG

[BurstYourBubble @SportsBYBp]

Who had the best draft? @SiriusXMFantasy @That_FF_Addict @FootballUSN

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@sundayscaries @vellabox Imminent cop. I would like to request bringing back “New York in the Fall” 🤌🏼

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@DomanicAnderson Kaboodles!!!

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

You ever get to the front of a Whataburger line and complete a fat juicy order only to be told they’re out of spicy ketchup. Had to cancel that bad boy, makes for a rough Sunday

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

I will never sell these stupid fucking stocks. I will never realize a loss. My children’s children will inherit these worthless Rivian shares. I’ll sell my soul before I sell these stocks.

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Excited to let y’all know my new album will be out June 24!

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

#PMSFANDUELFAMILY

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Happy 4th of July to the person who posts seventeen Instagram stories of blurry fireworks as if their followers are trapped in a basement.

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@DomanicAnderson @jarrett_davis This just in! Kony is, in fact, not still out there.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

There are group chats that only exist because of one person’s awful Instagram account. Good things do come from tragedies!

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@jtrain56 @WRBolen My dream has become reality 🙌🏼 y’all were awesome

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@jtrain56 @WRBolen Guest on each other’s pod 🤞🏼

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

@UberFacts Tell me how this Twitter account just puts out facts and people still find a way to argue with it 😂

[Aaron Schroeder @ItsSchroeder]

Why do I still question an opened water bottle and feel the need to smell it in fear of it being vodka. That hasn’t been a threat in like 6 years but every single time I check.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Happy New Year to the people who have no formal training in media or political science or medicine and have spent the year doubting the news and the election results and the safety of the vaccine.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

My favorite social content comes from people I’d never want to hang out with.