shawn

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

This bruins game

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

I’m in a great mood and it’s freaking me out

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

My buddy tried to tell me that lawyers don’t have offices but I told him he was def wrong. I’m a firm believer

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Moms are straight up like “oh we are having guests over Christmas Day gotta make sure I clean the upstairs shower”

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

I think I cured COVID by making this

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Yo straight up if you are a fully healthy bird that can fly and you get hit by a car I do not care that ones on you

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Charlie Bakers voice sounds exactly like Phil Dunphys voice

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

@ChichLee

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

one time my grandma said she got me a sons of anarchy shirt, but it was a duck dynasty shirt

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

she kinda cute

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Was into this girl and found out she had a “super funny boyfriend” I met the dude and he quoted step brothers at least 7 times....this was last month

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Well sorry kids, you are getting zero meals from me

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

When Lizzie McGuire hit Gordo with “you rock don’t ever change” I felt that

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

@hiiihayley So mad he wasn’t talking about you

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Call me pet peeve crime stopper

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

The NY @Giants have arrived

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

Amy is alive

[shawn @ItsSeannyDun]

You coulda had a bad bitch, Malcom Middle

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse... put a chain around me and I'll hold your stuff for you... just sayin.