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Living life to its fullest .. Always Min ;) !

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"@FreddyAmazin: basically http://t.co/h8rl8PzbxB"

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I saw a fat guy today and told him, "You're a big boy!" He said, "tell me something I don't know." So I said, "Salad tastes good...

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I'm starting to get that "fuck it" feeling about everything.

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Text this to someone: I just love making you check your phone for no reason, who's my bitch? You are ;')

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Alcohol: Because remembering is overrated.

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@RooAndrews -FUCK the dying of hair ... Come back to durban an see me:(

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.. case closed"

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If we cuddle I'll probably touch your butt like seven times because booty😍😏"

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I will grab your ass an you will like it ;')

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When someone good looking is in a 'relationship' "just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score" it merely takes more skill ;)"

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I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months at a time."

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Exhale completely. Inhale for four seconds. Hold your breath for seven seconds. Exhale for eight seconds. Repeat to relax you to sleep.