Shaleena ☾

Just a sarcastic self-proclaimed loser who likes creating art and lifting heavy, hi. 👋🏻✨

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

PSA: Happy to deliver food and beverages in exchange for friendship and memes.

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

the police in the saltburn hedge maze:

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

i need december to be extremely romantic

[Michelle Caroline @michcarolinelo]

girl math is having a car lip balm, room lip balm, work lip balm, & bag lip balm

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

@katy_walton Thank you lovely! Hope all is well with you! 🤍🤍✨

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

Love being sick on my birthday. It is the best present I could ever ask for. 28 is truly poppin’.

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

My favorite game to play when I’m driving along at night is flashing my high beams back at all the people who flash me because they think my regular headlights are my high beams.

I can’t help my headlights are exceptionally bright. 😒

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

Gym session was again cut incredibly short due to another pair of leggings splitting right open and going straight to legging heaven.💀

This is why I want to create my own strong gymwear for all the other gals out there with strong af glutes so this doesn’t happen again. 🥲

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

My towels have been and still are on the washing line.. I can hear heavy rain.. ffs.

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

When a handful of different YouTubers that that I’ve watched this week have all randomly been in Ramsgate.. it just makes me want to go back and see family.. and go back to the beach. 🥺🥺🥺

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

@katy_walton I sobbed so hard. 😢😪

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

Finally watched The Whale whilst working from home. I’m now sobbing into my laptop for more reasons than the actual workload itself. 🥺😭

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

I can already see that I’m going to completely burn myself out working from home before I’m back in the office at this rate. 🙃

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

@danniwilliams_ Don’t forget the utter heartbreak that is when you actually remember your headphones.. and they die instantly. 🥲

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

In a world full of Ken’s.. be an Allan. 🌿✨

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

Karma truly does come full circle to those who thought they were untouchable, and we absolutely love to see it! 🙌🏻

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous now. 😅

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When I say “ I’ll let you know”…

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

Hayfever is quite literally beating my ass this morning.

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

I find it extremely rude when my one colleague constantly talks over me at every given moment she has. I've now started to carry on with what I was saying, even though she interrupted me and is also still talking. Maybe she'll get the hint. 😤

[Shaleena ☾ @ItsShaleena]

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That is all. That’s the tweet.