Justin Stanfill

Husband. Father. Number Cruncher. Sports Enthusiast. Smart Ass.

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

That you, Link?
@LinkNeal @rhettmc @Mythical

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

Happy New (fiscal) Year!

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

Both kids at home this week. One's got a cold, the other is virtual learning due to a Covid outbreak at school. Both tested today, awaiting results. And it's crunch time with the last week of the fiscal year. Lord beer me strength.

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

Today marks 1 year on the job. A grand total of, like, 30 hours actually in the office. Love the time with my family, but getting kinda tired of sharing an office with my wife. Can you all just mask up and get the shot so we can end this shit?

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

I think I buried the Terrible 2's deep in my subconscious the first go around because this shit hits hard. Layne is going to send me to an early grave or be the reason for my therapy, whichever comes first.

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Seeing a lot of "Unmask Our Kids" signs in the neighborhood in yards of people with no dogs in the fight. When the schools shut down and my kindergartener is stuck at home, you can kindly pay my lost wages due to all the leave I'll have to take to teach her.

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It seems I'm most productive at work while listening to 90s alternative and early-mid 00s punk rock.

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@dunkindonuts > @krispykreme
@RhettandLink proved what America already knew. Good coffee is just as important as good donuts. #GMM #FoodFueds

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Caught my 5 year old singing @plainwhitets "Hey There Delilah". She instantly took me back to senior year of high school 2007. Glad to see she's got her old man's taste in music.

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@StephkneeB Hard to believe, right? She loves it. Loves learning to read especially

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Up and out at the field nice and early on a Saturday for the first time since I left #athletictraining. This time the athlete is my own kiddo. #soccer #Kindergarten #dadlife

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

Marketing textbook copyright 2019. If they only knew how near the "near future" was and how important teleconferencing is now. #2020 #telework #MBA

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

One week into daycare and my 2 year old gets Hand, Foot, and Mouth. Here's hoping I don't get it this time. Wouldnt wish that shit on anyone! 🔥 #hfmd #parenting #fml

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

Anyone else get crazy anxiety when lining your car up on the conveyer at the automatic car wash? @MikesCarwash #whereisneutral

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32. Metabolism has gone to hell. Make dad noises every time I get up. Starting my Sunday with @DDPYoga after way to long away. #getbetter #heregoesnothing

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Joey Votto Is A Hall Of Famer
https://t.co/0yKyelsOG6

[Justin Stanfill @ItsStanny]

Pro Tip: @dunkindonuts and the new #PAWPatrolMovie will, infact, NOT make your 2 and 5 year old calm. #shouldhaveknownbetter

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2 cups of coffee in and still dragging. Not sure if it's the weather or the fact that the girls become superhuman when they're tired from school and want to fight about everything.

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Needed a break from the toxicity of Facebook, but wanted to keep in touch with my friends, so here I am back on twitter.