Both kids at home this week. One's got a cold, the other is virtual learning due to a Covid outbreak at school. Both tested today, awaiting results. And it's crunch time with the last week of the fiscal year. Lord beer me strength.
Today marks 1 year on the job. A grand total of, like, 30 hours actually in the office. Love the time with my family, but getting kinda tired of sharing an office with my wife. Can you all just mask up and get the shot so we can end this shit?
I think I buried the Terrible 2's deep in my subconscious the first go around because this shit hits hard. Layne is going to send me to an early grave or be the reason for my therapy, whichever comes first.
Seeing a lot of "Unmask Our Kids" signs in the neighborhood in yards of people with no dogs in the fight. When the schools shut down and my kindergartener is stuck at home, you can kindly pay my lost wages due to all the leave I'll have to take to teach her.
Caught my 5 year old singing @plainwhitets "Hey There Delilah". She instantly took me back to senior year of high school 2007. Glad to see she's got her old man's taste in music.
One week into daycare and my 2 year old gets Hand, Foot, and Mouth. Here's hoping I don't get it this time. Wouldnt wish that shit on anyone! π₯ #hfmd#parenting#fml
32. Metabolism has gone to hell. Make dad noises every time I get up. Starting my Sunday with @DDPYoga after way to long away. #getbetter#heregoesnothing
2 cups of coffee in and still dragging. Not sure if it's the weather or the fact that the girls become superhuman when they're tired from school and want to fight about everything.