Steve O'Leary

Nothing worth having was ever achieved without effort, pain, difficulty. -Theodore Roosevelt

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Last year I applied to grad school for Marine Biology (don't ask) but I submitted my statement of purpose as a statement porpoise.

I was not accepted to the program, but that's show biz baby.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

DIVISIONAL ROUND COMING UP!!!!!

Repost to win 2 tickets for Sunday's playoff matchup at @GilletteStadium: https://t.co/S9z2nKv1V6

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Joe Biden is not a candidate for president.

Kamala Harris is a candidate for president. Tonight she said if she wins, she’ll always listen to Trump supporters and give them a seat at the table.

Donald Trump is a candidate for president. He said Harris supporters are the enemy from within who he might use the military against.

7 days left.

[Celtics Junkies @Celtics_Junkies]

RETWEET IF YOU LOVE PAYTON PRITCHARD

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

People named Timothy get a lot of flack for going by “Tim” instead of “moth”. I’m here to advocate for mothers who should go by “moth” instead of “mom”

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

It’s wild to me that such a criminal organization like @Ticketmaster is still allowed to do the bullshit that they do.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Progress, not perfection

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Getting my oil changed and my phone switched from my AirPods to my car mid-song…. I hope the technician also likes pirate podcasts

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Should have put JB on this team 🤷‍♂️

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Whoever shot Trump is going down as the Steve Bartman of the 2024 election.

[Bobby Wesson @BobbyLWesson]

This. One hundred percent this. 👇🏽

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

I’m still waiting on someone at CNN to pop out and tell me I’m on Candid Camera or something

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Pineapple upside down cake must be the desert of swingers

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

TRUMP IS FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

Jaylen Brown robbed.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

How come we say “good morning” and “good afternoon” but no one ever says “good noon”?

I have a 12 o’clock meeting today and will test the waters.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

There should be an all time @Spotify wrapped for when you die.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

@jucuz I think it’s rare for a guy to successfully pull off a mustache. Idk why it’s become a trend outside of November tbh.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

@jucuz Some men grow mustaches in November to raise awareness for men’s health issues and fundraise. Commonly referred to as “Movember”.

[Steve O'Leary @ItsSteboTime]

@raynayler do you do any DC book signings? I would love it if you would sign my copy of The Mountain in the Sea, it was an absolutely incredible book!