Stewie Griffin

DAMN YOU ALL! (Parody account, not associated with Fox or Family Guy)

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

@AskTSA My wife and I missed a flight because our known travelor number did not show up on our boarding passes. Frontier Airlines I added the numbers before check in. Had to rent a car and drive 4 hours to get on next flight. Can you add our numbers now?

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Win a trip for 2 Everest Base Camp from my favorite travel YouTubers Kara and Nate! https://t.co/ODRqISg28E

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

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Getting into a relationship seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there.

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I love it when you know somebody’s secret but they don’t know that you know and you know that they don’t know that you know.

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[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

Too young too dumb to realize.

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Anyone out there dress up as me for Halloween?   

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

Yes your opinion matters... just not to me.

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

I love it when you know somebody’s secret but they don’t know that you know and you know that they don’t know that you know.

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

Karma is like . You get what you give.

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is in months and I still write on my papers

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Hannah in the streets but Miley in the sheets

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stay faithful or stay single

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

That mini heart attack you have when someone says "I heard something about you"