Stiles Stilinski

I love all of you, and you have all of me, @CerebralSylph. Always. •#Stydia || AU•

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

The Jeep can make it. Yes, it can.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

Only he still won't give me a gun, goddamn it.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

Happy Father's Day. I spend it with the coolest sherif in town. That's right, for a day I'm the sherif's deputy.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

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[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph Okay. :]

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph But I literally never know when I'm distracting you.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph Can I come with?

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph So you're telling me that you have a rocker chick outfit laying around somewhere?

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph I don't think you want me to think about it in public.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph Oh, no? What would you be, then?

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph I want to see you in tight leather too. Hm... let's do an alternate universe where Black Widow and Spiderman are a thing.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph WHAT. NO. I CAN BE CLINT. YOU WANT TO BE BLACK WIDOW. DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN TIGHT LEATHER?

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph To match yours!

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph If you're Black Widow I have to be Hawkeye, come on. #HalloweenIdeas?

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph Can I have an awesome suit of armor like Iron Man? Because yes.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph I mean, we could make it PG13.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph The vampire and the banshee. Sounds like a children's tale.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph How can you even know I'm staring if you're sleeping?

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

@CerebralSylph I don't creepy stare at you. That dude just stares like he's getting off on it, I stare with a smile and love in my eyes.

[Stiles Stilinski @ItsStiles]

The sun's so lethal I burn faster than usual.