DrippySandal 🔻

i gotta change my oil

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

The last thing you see before death

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Pussy so good she got me goin to Sunday sermon

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Call my kids a geek bar the way I'm finna hit em

[cait! ✩ @tetertotss]

love when you post a picture with a straight face on fb and the grannies start reacting with that hug emoji like yes grandma i want to fucking kill myself

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Warum served mein schnitzel lowkey Saddam hussein hiding spot

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Damn shawty you must be a candy factory the way you're making this nerd rope

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

@xCodeh

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

@JamaicanJihadi What a terrible day to be literate

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Im all for prison abolition but I hope whatever jail they put Diddy in gets put inside another jail

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

It's increasingly difficult to claim that the Democratic Party is merely incompetent and not actively malevolent.

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

I found Santa passed out on my couch this morning, i guess leaving bourbon and Jimmy Dean sausage and egg croissants wasn't the best move.

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Do yall think Santa is depicted as being a fat guy because he consumes so much milk one day of the year? Like that's gotta be a crazy amount of calories in one night. I bet that mf don't even gotta eat th rest of the year. And cookies too? Crazy shit right there.

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Im on the streets of Omaha Nebraska speaking fentanylese with the locals

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

@HorrorGorl Im not sure about total collapse, I think it'll be more of a balkanization. Either way we're definitely in the beginning stages of something.

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

I go through my day pretty normal, like im a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go coocoo.

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Finally a respectable and successful assassination attempt. And apparently they were on a bike. we are so back

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Yk in the wake of the unh ceo getting offed im seeing a lot of people saying gun violence isn't right. However I feel like in this case, maybe it was.

[Li Jingjing 李菁菁 @Jingjing_Li]

🇷🇸 Serbian President Vučić to BBC journalist:

"You talk about the territorial integrity of Ukraine, but what about the territorial integrity of Serbia?"

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Hinge date so bad I told her im an active gang member and left her with the check

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

if u see me in person n I don't say much understand im very bashful u have to get to know me to truely see my swag blossom

[DrippySandal 🔻 @ItsThatFellow]

Pulled up to the hinge date and told her my hobbies are gangstalking and Shonen powerscaling