Suave Xav

Safety first then teamwork. 🥀

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who sells me all of my jeans

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Came in here to say that I Love this Bar by Toby Keith sucks ass and I can’t believe people actually like it

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

[Mike Honcho @ThaDrkness]

The youth have “discovered” the McGangbang. Too bad they can’t get it for $2 like we did.

[li @lianna_renee]

Every once in a while I remember that my first concert was the Ying Yang Twins

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Today at work, I called a deep voiced lady “brotha” on the phone lmaooo my b

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

@juancastillo40 Sometimes you just gotta say “it stinks in here” out loud so mfs realize it’s them

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Too many beers, here comes the old country smh

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Some shit on Americas Got Talent is just crack head activity

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

The Nashville airport has live music and that’s pretty badass

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Been at the airport an hour and have already seen 2 mf who don’t look real, homegirl wasn’t lying

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

fuck it, the entire Oppenheimer movie

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

White people see a speck of brown and start saying gracias

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Don’t forget your crossbody bag is just a fancy Fanny pack

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Something like this

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

Someone please make a shirt with gangster Jesus throwing middle fingers and saying “Fuck the Devil”

[Suave Xav @ItsThatOneGuy88]

I was ready to buy bedroom furniture until I saw the price tags 💀