The Dictator

This is a Parody Account and has no affiliation with The Dictator from the movie

[Redneck Heck @RedneckHeck]

I like my women like I like my milk. White and chunky.

[The Dictator @ItsTheDictator]

For every R-T this gets, $1 will be donated to the 5 sets of kids who's parents were killed in the James Holmes, Colorado #theatershooting.

[Little Girl Probz @LG_Probs]

Cant use tampon... Vagina is too tight

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The bra section is the only place you fail if you get an A.

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I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit you're going first.

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If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?

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Retweeting a tweet because you're secretly sending someone a message...

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Cop: "When is your birthday?"Me: "April 20th" Cop: "What year?" Me: "Every year" Cop: "Well played.."

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When you're stressed, You eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate and Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown.

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How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

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Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.

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Wearing socks YOLO, Forever alone SOLO, Marco POLO, Condom broke OHNO, You like men? HOMO, Bitches be crazy FOSHO, Run Nigga Run POPO!

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Say this fast: I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. RT if you get it!

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What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again.

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Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper ass?

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Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, My Name Is Never On Those Customized Keychains.

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Fi yuo cna raed tihs whituot a porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.

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Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand because two trips are for pussies.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're wearing crocs, Bye.

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My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now