Ninjasina ✌

"I figured out my eyebrows, they're sisters, not twins, they need to be treated as such." -Abbi (aka me) $itsursina

[Ninjasina ✌ @ItsUrsina]

END BREED SPECIFIC LEGISLATION!
Been looking for a house for almost 8 months now, been denied countless times cause of BSL
#endBSL #antiBSL

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

party rocking with a mouse tonight
piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Just realized I haven't turned my swag on in probably over a decade. I hope it still runs

[Ninjasina ✌ @ItsUrsina]

@___getoverit i wanna dm you ! how can i dm you! i loved @onlyastoner and i didn’t even know her irl. i always wished to meet her one day, i felt like we really could have connected. my heart is broken !!

[Ninjasina ✌ @ItsUrsina]

im sorry, who? tomato moron?? 💀

[Ninjasina ✌ @ItsUrsina]

what started as two funny voicemails of ppl looking for someone named “Amado” it sent me on a hunt for other funny voicemail transcriptions. 🧵

[Ninjasina ✌ @ItsUrsina]

and this last one is just my grandma saying “Ursy” but of course… i’m GUCCI

[Ninjasina ✌ @ItsUrsina]

@onlyastoner i grab my cheesecake slices like they were pizza slices 🤝

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