Walter White

• Husband •Teacher •Scientist •Cook •Drug Dealer. (Original Parody Account)

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

2am is the new 10pm! Pizza on route👌

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Accept what is, let go of what was, have faith in what will be.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Everytime I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

@payton_th1 "I am the one who knocks"

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Smoking weed may be illegal, but then again, so is the music on your iPod.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

You can never “Just be friends“ with someone you fell in love with.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

I'm not an asshole, I'm just the only one who has the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

Grandkids ready for schools 👫👫

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

I’m definitely that person that gets mad and doesn’t want to talk to you but gets even more mad when you don’t even try to talk to me

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

listen, I'm a nice person. so if I'm a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

I notice everything, I just act like I don't.

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

I'M NOT METHING AROUND!

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

"I am the one who knocks"

[Walter White @ItsWalter_White]

When a girl says "ok have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.