Ian

Forbes 30 under 30. Precocious and full of wonderment.

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Just tismed out and won 10 games of bullet chess in a row. Magnus get at me.

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Would it be crazy to buy tickets to Greta Van Fleet just to see the Kooks open and then dip?

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Could you kiss me thru the phone and then if you don't mind too much, suck me thru the cell? 👉👈

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

calling into work bald

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Renaming LIC as SoAs (pronounced So Ass) for South of Astoria

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Thinking about fucking around and getting involved in my community type shit

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Word on the street is Drake does drag under the name Misses Sauga

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

I still can't believe what I witnessed Friday night at the Ye show. Felt like being on molly while completely sober

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

So you're telling me I've been giving you kudos on Strava and you didn't invite me to your wedding???! What was this all for??

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Ye night 2 in Chicago greatest show of all time

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

I just got 10 drinks total with tip $65

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

<12 hours into Chicago trip

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Cracker-maxxing (watching/playing tennis and playing golf while bonding over ski trips)

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Headed to places so nice you've never even heard of (Ronkonkoma)

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

#UpliftBaldVoices

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

I love being bald. Everybody gotta try it for a summer

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Got that fresh Lex Luth. I can be yo hero baby

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

Back nine Imma make ya back mine

[Ian @ItsYaBoyIan]

I'm not even gonna cap, this Bruno Mars concert top 3 fun concerts I been to